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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:51 pm) Reply

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This movie was a thousand times better than I expected. Some of the pacing is spotty at the beginning, and it helped that I've read the books, but this is how a big-budget sci-fi/fantasy action movie should be made (compared with shit like Prince of Persia or Clash of the Titans). |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:54 pm) Reply

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Just go pick another apple off the tree
By that I mean personal picture from the net
Anyway the commercials have lured me inti this.king its like avatar and that movie was gay though I never saw it so I'm sticking to that belief |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:32 pm) Reply
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John Farter is beautiful and exercises regularly. The surface of mars is a giant slug creature that they all stand on. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:35 pm) Reply

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That assessment is a little persuasive |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:11 pm) Reply

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In all SERIOUSness is the reason John Carter can jump super high and swing dumptrucks on chains into gay looking sasquatches really just because Mars apparently has weaker gravity than earth? |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:17 pm) Reply

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Mars is a lot smaller than Earth so it has less gravity. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:00 pm) Reply

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so are all the martians just pussies? like if they went to earth they'd be unable to walk? |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:35 am) Reply

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Think of John Carter like Goku after training in high gravity. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:26 pm) Reply

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Well that answered nothin. |
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