Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Sailor Bigglesworth · (Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:38 pm)

The kind you buy in an adult novelty store, take home and blow up, then fuck until you tear a whole in the cheap plastic.

I'm gonna make a journal thread too! Baaaa-aaaa-aaaah!

Seru · (Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:49 pm)

Great.

Clotho · (Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:39 pm)

Oh, ok.

YES · (Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:45 pm)

Its cute how youlll never replace Morgan as the board slut

Just as you failed to replace Zapd or Moonlittile

Just as you failed to replace sweetiepup

FancyMichael · (Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:57 pm)

Wow, you guys are such dicks.

Sailor Bigglesworth · (Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:16 pm)

Why would I want to replace them? The more the merrier. And to be honest, this will probably just die, as I am too lazy to actually update things.

YES · (Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:12 pm)

I figured you were just going to troll 6 pages of bizarre sexual experience

But I guess youre too shy to do that

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:37 am)

If you take care of that sheep it shouldnt tear but then again I guess it wouldnt be "crazy" sex

ALDP · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:33 pm)

Moonlittile was such a goddamn whore
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Sporkism · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:18 pm)

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Sailor Bigglesworth · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:01 pm)

To be honest I don't think my sexual experience could be considered 'bizarre', but I guess it depends. I've never done any of that crazy gimp/pony/puppy bondage stuff, though it looks like fun, but probably hard to breathe in, not to mention a bitch to keep clean. I did have sex with a guy once who insisted on having the TV on. We were in a hotel, and they were showing a godzilla movie, one of the old 60's ones. It had these two tiny women who sang this annoying ass song, I think to summon Mothra or something equivalent. I think he was paying more attention to the movie than me. Needless to say he was not a return partner.

ALDP · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:01 pm)

What the fuck? There's nothing seedy about that story except that it was at a hotel, and even that could just be some after prom deal that you're barely dressing up as a fetish story.
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ALDP · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:06 pm)

I had sex with this girl who was such a freak, she ASKED ME to do her doggy style. I was like, "Are you sure?"

I ended up barfing all over her when it got real. Woo, let me tell you, I didn't call THAT one up again!
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ALDP · (Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:07 pm)

My favorite joke in the 40 Year Old Virgin is when he says boobs feel like sand. At least that's the joke I remember best, and also like a lot.
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Rice · (Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:10 am)

Motha-riiiiyah! Motha-riiiiiyah!

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:47 am)

Geez just sex isnt enough to really be crazy I mean just sex is just sex

Servbot · (Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:37 am)

I got a BJ while watching Land of the Lost last week.

YES · (Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:02 am)

I once (ok a few times) had sex with a WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY!!

Mike Dunn · (Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:08 pm)

So Sailor B, I've been wondering about something and maybe you can shed some light on it. If I were to take a hit of weed could I shotgun it into my girlfriend's vagina and then suck it out? And assuming such a thing were possible, would it damage her pussy walls?

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:01 pm)

probably