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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:02 am) Reply

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Best movies with shit reviews |
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Im no expert at this, but I am sure someone will find this interesting
I am not talking mediocre reviews of great movies (durr x is underrated), we're going much lower. I am talking movies that are considered shit scum of the earth yet were at least decent.
1. Beverly Hills cop 3
2. Max Payne
3. In the Army (or whatever that Pauly shore movie was. It was watchable! granted I was liek ten)
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Well, someone can think of a better list than this. JUST DO IT!! |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:17 am) Reply

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I will download Max Payne |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:20 am) Reply

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Max Payne is such garbage. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:35 am) Reply
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Ultraviolet |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:54 am) Reply

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Wasn't Max Payne about a guy who is basically John Cena seeing homosexual angels when he uses drugs? |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:35 am) Reply

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I walked out of Max Payne. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:59 pm) Reply

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I just watched it. I didnt think it was bad but it should have been its own entity but I guess they needed the game title to help sales. The Valkryie shit fit in with the storyline but I thought it could have gone without it. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:46 pm) Reply

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I still don't understand why Mars Attacks! got such terrible reviews. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:50 pm) Reply

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Max Payne sucked shit and your opinion on movies is now fucking worthless! |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:10 pm) Reply

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well i didnt watch Mike payne all the way through, so I probably fucked this list (one i didnt watch all the way through, the other 2 I havent seen in a decade)
This thread sounded like a good idea in theory until I realized my list was in no way striking. I like Beverly Hills cop three but granted I was like 14 when I last saw it, and I thought at the time that Beverly Hills Cop 2 was slightly overrated, and that the first one was good but dated |
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