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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:01 am) Reply

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Drag Queens Do Smell (A Man's Asshole) |
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This movie is great! It's very silly but not in an annoying way. Sam Raimi should make more horror movies.
There's a scene in the Mac Guy's office and his office is filled with apple products. I wasn't sure if it was a gag that Raimi threw in or if that guy has some sort of contract with apple where he has to endorse their products in his movies. Did he hack computers on a Mac or a PC in the Die Hard movie?
I do wish the movie was rated R so it could have more ridiculous blood spray scenes, but overall I'd say that the PG-13 rating didn't hinder the movie very much. I didn't think she would actually sacrifice the little kitty, but I guess I should have seen it coming.
Punkasss might not like this because it's racist against gypsys. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:19 am) Reply

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| I'm glad to see the movie doesn't take itself seriously because every trailer I've seen looks ridiculous. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:27 am) Reply

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The funniest kinds of movies are the ones that DO take themselves seriously, or at least fake it really well, but then fail spectacularly.
I really can't stand these stupid fucking self-aware campy bullshit movies. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:27 am) Reply

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| It's pretty standard practice for all of the computers in movies to be Apples even though that doesn't reflect any sort of reality at all. This is because Apple pays money for that shit as advertising. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:31 am) Reply

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| Drag Me to Hell isn't trying to be a good bad movie at all, though. It really is a genuine horror movie that's a bit campy. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:31 am) Reply

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| Anyways, I liked the style of this movie a lot, but it wasn't particularly amazing. The seance scene was awesome, though! |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:05 pm) Reply

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| I liked how there was a recurring theme of things coming out of the gypsy woman's mouth and things going into the main bitch's mouth. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:18 pm) Reply

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| So you could relate to that guy, is what you're saying. |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:51 pm) Reply

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| What's up with women and horror movies? I'm too afraid to watch them, yet every woman I know (of) thinks they're the best and most hilarious things ever. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:27 pm) Reply

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| Maybe you're just a pussy. |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:41 am) Reply

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I don't like sudden noises!
If a movie were horror in a purely psychological way, or because of disturbing imagery, I wouldn't mind and might actually enjoy it. But the ever present danger of something jumping out and going "BLAAAGGH" is too much for me to handle. |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:42 am) Reply

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| Also, this movie should have been called "COME WITH ME TO HELLLLL!". |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:06 pm) Reply

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My friend Alex lives in a warehouse where one of the other tenants is a transvestite.
She has a very manly voice and yells threats at people over the phone. It's really horrifying. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:15 am) Reply

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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:39 pm) Reply

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| Roy is a gigantic pussy |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:26 am) Reply

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I actually gave myself too much credit, because even if a horror movie didn't feature any BOO shit I would still lose sleep. This goes all the way back to when I was a kid, and had to stop watching the Ghostbusters movie because Slimer terrified me.
Other movies I couldn't finish:
Raiders of the Lost Ark (I lasted until the skeleton popped up in the forest)
The Goonies
Gremlins
Mac and Me (fucking Mac and Me!)
I like to think that if I went back and watched Mac and Me and The Goonies NOW I would survive, but there are no guarantees. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:27 am) Reply

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| Wow. You missed out on some classics. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am) Reply

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| I can't believe Roy is such a huge pussy. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:42 am) Reply

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| I can. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:49 pm) Reply

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| I love pussy so much. |
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