Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Rice · (Wed May 20, 2009 6:59 pm)

Or something. He basically got stuck in Texas after he moved there with meems. Apparently she took care of him for like a long time while he beat her and spent all her money on drugs. When she broke up with him he cried a lot about it and went insane and went to jail, then when he got let out he wandered around homeless for a while, and then rolled around in meems' driveway crying. He got arrested again after he punched in her friend's window.

I only know this because meems is about as insane as Gimp Mask is and totally fell in love with me, I don't know what the fuck. We were just TALKING and she'd ask to call me and I'd oblige and later I found out she was masturbating to my voice the whole time. Then she started talking about how she wanted to meet up and fuck for like 4 or 5 days nonstop, and at first I was like "Sweet!' but she's also anorexic on top of being crazy so she was actually so malnourished that she'd probably collapse and die if she traveled so she had to postpone it for like 4-5 months. So that basically means 4-5 months of talking to this psycho bitch and getting her off on the phone every night. Also she was wandering around outside at like 3:30 AM while on the phone with me when Pat got out of jail and I was like "You probably shouldn't do that, I bet Gimp Mask is going to pop out of the woods and rape you" and like a couple minutes later I heard her GASP because he was actually wandering around and spotted her. He didn't rape her, but he did go up to her and whisper "Faggot!" and walk off.

I'm not going to go into details about her insanity but she sent me a text message saying "I miss you so much" today. I'm not really sure how I should deal with her, so I'm doing the worst thing possible and posting this on FTU for feedback.

guyz?

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:02 pm)

what the fuck

Fagzilla · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:04 pm)

Holy fucking shit.

A shot of life has finally been injected into this comatose dump!

In any case, actually responding will take me a bit.

First I have to get over the shock of something interesting actually being posted.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:04 pm)

Also, for the love of god, do not fuck her. You basically need to remove yourself from this situation as quickly as possible.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:06 pm)

Rice's life is filled with adventure.

Big Fagot · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:06 pm)

FTU is a double bell curve of people who never do anything and people who fly rocketbikes over Snake River while injecting HIV into their dicks.

Theldorrin · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:12 pm)

You should probably change your name and relocate.

Servbot · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:14 pm)

And your telephone number.

Theldorrin · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:14 pm)

Also, I'm going to blame this all on whoever it was that talked Jason out of sending that letter to Gimp Mask. I believe it was Yogurtman.

Rice · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:16 pm)

Well that's the thing! I decided it was probably not worth me being found with my dick cut off and strung up with Christmas Lights in a hotel room so I asked her to leave me alone. I actually asked several times and each time she'd just be like "Can I try again? I know I can fix this!" She finally left me alone and my phone was quiet for a few days but then she sent me that text message today.

Oh yeah, earlier on I foolishly gave her my address and she sent me a package full of soap padded with gay porn. I was about to throw the box away but she told me to look under the box flaps and there was a picture of her when she was like 8 years old and a picture of her parents.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:17 pm)

Rice, you have to kill Gimp Mask and restore meems' honor.

Rice · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:17 pm)

I moved to Colorado though, so I'm safe...for now.

Servbot · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:19 pm)

The messages she leaves you on facebook are super cute though.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:24 pm)

She is adorable on facebook.

Seru · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:27 pm)

Responding shouldn't take that long. You just Rolling Eyes

and move on with your life.

Fagzilla · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:39 pm)

He didn't rape her, but he did go up to her and whisper "Faggot!" and walk off.

No matter what Gimp Mask has done or will do, there will always be a small part of me that will love him.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:39 pm)

Yeah, you could just have her number blocked on your phone and forget all that shit.

Fagzilla · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:40 pm)

Normally I'd complain about getting edit-flowed (tiwce), but it's just too thrilling that there's a thread actually moving at 2003 speeds.

Rice · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:40 pm)

How do I block someone's number? I guess this is retarded on my part but I don't have a feature for it on my phone.

Rice · (Wed May 20, 2009 7:43 pm)

Also, I forgot the reason, but these guys beat the shit out of Gimp Mask in their lawn while meems screamed and drove them off with a table leg.