Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

[INFO] Channel view for “#Hell316” opened.
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<CalvinT> Looks like we're all here!
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<FagBigot> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<CalvinT> :O
<Psaturn> *a pile of corpses shambles at the top of a cliffside
<Psaturn> *out of it rises a 10 foot figure wearing spiked death metal armor and breathing blue flames*
<Psaturn> SO YOU HAVE COMMMMMME
<Psaturn> *the earth begins to rumble as completely bitchin music plays*
<CalvinT> I spit on the ground and smirk like an asshole.
<FagBigot> I turn into a huge dragon.
<Psaturn> *the spot where the spit lands sparks a glowing crack of magma*
<Psaturn> *it ERUPTS TEARING the earth in HALF a GIANT GORGE instantly TEARING THE SHIT OUT OF THE EARTH BEFORE YOU*
<CalvinT> Are people dying?
<Psaturn> Everyone is already dead.
<Psaturn> And everyone is not yet born
<Psaturn> Creation exists upon a ressucitation device of PURE SUFFERING.
<Psaturn> And now you two shall join the suffering dead!
<Psaturn> *giant stakes shoot out of the ground and impale you both leaving you hanging helplessly in the air.*
<CalvinT> I bleed and scream out in joy.
<Psaturn> As you both pass out in ecstasy you awaken to find yourselves in an endless field.
<FagBigot> I T-1000 around the stake and say "Keh ... worthless."
<Psaturn> INfinite blackness in all directions
<Psaturn> over!
<FagBigot> I pull Servbot's mom out of my pocket and begin licking her pussy.
<FagBigot> Over.
<Psaturn> and incredibly skinny ancient man who seems to be inhumanly old and coughs up dust as he speaks appears at your side and speaks in horrible wheezes!
<Psaturn> "Care to share that pussy, sonny?"
<FagBigot> "Yes."
<FagBigot> I had the mom to him.
<FagBigot> Over.
<Psaturn> You look down and see that the pussy you've been eating out is filled with maggots and has taken the shape of Rapple's face.
<Psaturn> roll strength + perception!
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(100, 100)
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 100+100: 1 8 4 10 7 4 1 1 10 4 9 6 7 1 1 9 2 2 7 5 7 3 5 8 7 4 9 8 1 9 9 8 2 1 8 2 3 3 5 6 6 4 7 2 10 3 5 1 8 3 1 1 7 7 5 3 6 9 5 8 7 2 8 5 2 5 5 2 7 9 8 9 8 3 6 1 1 9 5 9 6 8 7 10 7 4 9 4 5 1 2 2 10 10 4 7 7 8 3 10 8 4 5 4 8 2 6 4 7 5 6 9 7 1 10 4 3 6 6 10 4 7 10 4 10 10 6 9 9 8 10 10 8 5 3 4 9 5 10 8 4 7 4 2 6 4 8 10 1 8 8 5 8 5 6 4 9 1 5 2 1 10 2 10 3 2 9 7 7 8 5 7 2 3 5 8 5 1 4 10 3 7 2 8 7 4 1 1 7 10 9 1 8 6 1 1 6 4
<CalvinT> Wait, what?
<CalvinT> Mommy...
<CalvinT> I say, while smoking a cigar.
<Psaturn> You hear the high pitched scream of SOMETHING
<Psaturn> You both look up just in time to see a NEGAMORTAR land right on top of the both of you!
<Psaturn> A massive explosion of purple fire awesomely tears an enormous crater into the landscape!
<Psaturn> Roll toughness + holy shit force!
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(100, 1000)
* CalvinT rolls a d316 100 times: 273, 309, 64, 305, 36, 198, 301, 152, 88, 106, 78, 153, 259, 295, 214, 47, 293, 197, 281, 186, 249, 280, 308, 60, 273, 258, 185, 218, 129, 131, 19, 119, 149, 115, 220, 265, 8, 30, 74, 205, 71, 258, 284, 84, 159, 99, 150, 10, 272, 275, 185, 6, 237, 229, 220, 273, 285, 262, 140, 106, 246, 150, 163, 203, 210, 185, 218, 278, 312, 18, 198, 46, 35, 187, 205, 303, 242, 261,...
* CalvinT ...24, 205, 75, 154, 201, 85, 200, 144, 22, 122, 274, 94, 121, 286, 148, 291, 31, 187, 315, 120, 129, 192, total: 17615
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 100+1000: 5 10 2 6 1 2 9 9 8 10 5 9 3 5 6 10 1 4 6 10 6 10 1 9 6 6 7 10 8 5 3 2 6 4 6 4 7 5 7 10 1 8 6 3 6 2 4 5 8 3 5 2 10 7 6 9 7 8 4 10 6 7 5 5 10 2 4 2 5 7 2 5 10 2 3 6 3 9 7 3 1 6 4 2 7 5 7 1 10 1 8 7 7 7 1 1 9 1 2 8 3 1 3 3 2 6 1 6 4 8 9 4 1 8 9 3 6 9 9 5 6 6 5 5 1 3 7 6 7 3 7 8 2 5 3 9 10 6 1 3 10 6 4 2 4 1 4 8 3 5 2 3 9 4 5 5 6 2 6 9 4 1 2 8 6 8 10 9 5 2 6 5 7 9 1 8 4 4 4 6 10 9 6 1 8 8 5 6 9 2 4 1 3 8 10 7 10 4
<CalvinT> I think we both passed.
<Psaturn> Cain is blown backwards several hundred yards by the sheer force of the explosion but manages to get his DARK ENERGY shield up at the last moment negating any real damage!
<CalvinT> Which Cain?!
<Psaturn> Caine on the other hand is taken by surprise and looks up to see his a smoldering stump where his arm once was.
<CalvinT> I'm the first Cain.
<CalvinT> That happened to me.
<Psaturn> Also the massive force has blown his now horribly charred body just as far as Cain's. He angrily begins to stand but feels something metallic against his hand! He looks up to see a hulking monstrosity of STEEL AND FLESH!
<Psaturn> A TECHNOFREAK looms over you!
<Psaturn> OVer!
<FagBigot> I rip off Cain's arm and fleshcraft it onto my body.
<CalvinT> I bleed.
<FagBigot> Then I rip off his head and stuff his brain into my skull for double smartness.
<Psaturn> Calvin is way far away from yoU!
<CalvinT> I rip off my right arm to replace my gaping hole.
<FagBigot> Oh, in that case.
<Psaturn> It will take at least 3 turns to get to him!
<FagBigot> I use Android 16's rocket fist attack on the technofreak.
<CalvinT> Gosh that's far!
<FagBigot> Except it's just my regular arm, so now my other arm is gone.
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<Psaturn> Roll Rocketfist + balls!
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(200, 300)
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 200+300: 8 4 5 3 4 6 2 2 3 1 6 9 2 2 9 6 5 5 7 1 8 3 9 5 8 3 4 8 8 6 5 4 1 3 3 10 8 1 5 9 9 9 9 1 6 8 9 8 8 6 5 1 5 3 6 4 9 6 10 3 7 1 4 7 6 4 10 3 1 4 6 4 1 8 8 2 2 5 8 6 2 1 2 1 9 2 2 3 8 10 4 8 1 7 5 5 1 3 7 3 1 5 8 2 7 8 3 4 8 1 5 9 5 2 7 5 1 6 10 9 1 10 4 5 10 2 4 5 10 2 10 5 9 5 9 4 10 1 5 1 4 2 6 6 6 9 6 2 9 3 1 8 4 6 5 4 6 7 2 7 10 9 4 9 6 6 8 8 8 1 7 5 1 4 2 3 6 8 4 4 9 7 3 5 5 4 1 2 4 7 1 7 9 6 9 7 7 4 7 5 6 5
<CalvinT> I rip off my dick and throw it into Cain's rocket fist, giving the attack a boost in strength.
<Psaturn> With a Thunderous SMASH the Technofreak's JAW is E#XPLODED into shards of metal and SCREWS
<Psaturn> Roll for dick boost
* CalvinT rolls a d69: 10
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(1)
* FagBigot rolls 1: 6
<CalvinT> Sad
<Psaturn> Cain's dick limply bouces against the side of the rocket fist and is TORCHED by the thrusters adding NO HELP WHATSOEVER and completely incinterating it.
<Psaturn> Cain's dick has met final death.
<FagBigot> That's fine.
<FagBigot> I stand on the ceiling and hiss and shit.
<Psaturn> Regardless the TECHNOFREAK sputters and pukes up OIL and VITAE and as an electric liquid plasma! its eyes glow dark red!
<FagBigot> Like a vampire.
<Psaturn> There is no ceiling!
<CalvinT> M... My dick.
<FagBigot> Mike, could you role play the technofreak?
<Psaturn> Technofreak; DAMAGE - TERMINAL ACTIVATE - ATTACK PROTOCOL - FINAL CANNON!!!!!
<Psaturn> The Technofreak lets out a BLAST of shockwave that knocks Caine a good distance away from it and then fires a bunch of CABLES HOLDING IT to the ground!
<CalvinT> After mourning the loss of my dick I bare my fangs at the TECHNOFREAK and wrap my legs around its neck and attempt to suck it dry.
<Psaturn> Its face TEARS IN HALF and EXTENDS INTO A HELLISH BONE CANNON
<Psaturn> Technofreak rolls
<Psaturn> action rolls 1000000000 dice (infinite)
<FagBigot> No!
<CalvinT> Technofreak is cheating.
<Psaturn> Technofreak's cannon charges and will be ready to fire in 2 turns!!! A super powerful forcefield surrounds him!
<Psaturn> OVER!
<CalvinT> I summon Neo Bahamut.
<FagBigot> I use musou tensei to pass through the force field.
<Psaturn> roll summon + occult
* CalvinT rolls a d400 7 times: 35, 274, 331, 388, 315, 295, 86, total: 1724
<Psaturn> caine roll huge + super strength
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(300, 800)
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 300+800: 7 8 8 6 3 2 5 8 4 7 5 6 6 4 3 2 3 7 3 1 2 5 2 10 5 5 6 5 4 1 7 3 1 7 1 10 1 1 5 4 6 8 4 2 7 8 10 5 9 2 2 3 3 5 5 6 3 6 1 5 8 10 8 1 2 7 5 3 2 5 2 10 3 3 10 6 2 3 1 10 3 10 6 7 8 10 9 1 10 10 1 10 3 1 5 8 4 2 2 2 1 4 7 2 4 7 3 5 5 2 10 7 2 3 3 4 5 3 7 1 1 8 1 5 7 6 1 8 6 7 4 6 3 4 9 9 3 8 1 9 4 5 3 4 10 5 6 5 1 5 2 7 3 8 9 3 8 2 8 6 10 3 1 5 10 2 7 2 10 7 6 1 1 8 6 1 8 9 8 8 3 7 1 3 2 4 9 10 6 9 3 5 3 2 8 9 2 7 7
<Psaturn> Cain prays to some unseen force and suddenly a bass guitar appears in his hands.
<Psaturn> He tears his arm across the strings with such force that the sound waves form some kind of nippy kanji and spin around in a circle opening a PORTAL
<Psaturn> The huge awesome gigabeast NEO BAHAMUT LUMBERS FORTH OUT OF THE BLINDING LIGHT OF THE PORTAL roaring with domination and sending hope across the universe!
<Psaturn> Caine clenches his fist and looks at it with determination.
<Psaturn> His face contorts into pain as he thinks of his one lost love from long ago that he thought was dead but actually wasn't but by the time he found her she only had like a week to live anyway. He closes his eys and grits his teeth as a single tear of BLOOD is shed!
<CalvinT> :'(
<Psaturn> Caine begins vibrating at some horrific speed and hums across the landscape heading towards the forcefield.
<Psaturn> Technofreak continues to Charge! He will be ready to fire on the next turn!
<Psaturn> OVER!
<FagBigot> I lay my hand on the technofreak's head and fill it with love waves that destroy its resolve to kill.
<FagBigot> over
<Psaturn> Technofreak's eyes roll back into its cavernous robot head as it contemplates its life. It remembers being alive. Feeling. Knowing and having purpose. It looks into the ground and sees its horrific reflection staring back. It lets out a scream at decibels that would cause normal human being's heads to explode before tearings it's own cannon head off and impaling itself with it.
<FagBigot> Yesss
<Psaturn> A huge sphere of electricity ferociously tears at everything around it as Caine and Cain jump back.
<Psaturn> With one last BRILLIANT show of POWER it BLASTS a beam of SOULS into the SKY so bright that even the infinite darkness is TURNED INTO INFINITE WHITE FOR A SINGLE MOMENT!
<CalvinT> So the TECHNOFREAK was actually a collection of tortured souls....
<Psaturn> Finally, smoldering, the technofreak shuts down and meets its own version of final death. or perhaps...final peace. Its face place crumbles and reveals the head of a baby.
<FagBigot> I put the baby head in my knapsack in case I need it later.
<CalvinT> I was going to make that baby head my new dick.
<CalvinT> I guess saving it would be best!
<Psaturn> cain and caine breathe heavy though they don't need oxygen finally having disposed of the creature. Their relief is CUT by the sharp sound of a slow rythmic clap.
<Psaturn> You both turn to see a slender man in a pin striped business suit casually walking up to you providing the clapping with a smug smirk on his face. "WELL DONE...Well, welllll done, gentlemen...."
<Psaturn> over
<FagBigot> I walk to him and extend my hand for a handshake.
<FagBigot> However, when he takes it, I use Jyuza's fist on him and blow his hand to pieces.
<FagBigot> Also my hands grew back.
<CalvinT> I walk over to the man then steal his clothes.
<Psaturn> The man looks at his hands in horror screaming as geysers of blood erupt fromt he stumps!
<FagBigot> I laugh and show him my full back tattoo that says BECAUSE I CAN.
<Psaturn> "n-no...please!"
<Psaturn> He whimpers pathetically but you can tell he has no information and is a total scumbag and deserves to die.
<CalvinT> I steal the man's dick to replace my destroyed one.
<CalvinT> The size is no where near comparable, but it'll do for now!
<FagBigot> I use my sharingan to steal all his techniques.
<FagBigot> Then I grab him by the neck for a DDT.
<Psaturn> You learn where to find the best 10 year old shemale pornography and nothing else worth noting.
<FagBigot> "Ready?" I shout to Cain.
<FagBigot> "Ready!" he shouts back.
<FagBigot> I begin running forward, forcing the man to sprint backward while unable to see.
<FagBigot> I get up to an incredible rate.
<CalvinT> Yeah....
<FagBigot> I'm running straight at Cain.
<FagBigot> When I get there, he punches me in the face, rocketing me backward.
<CalvinT> "I'm sorry. This is a double-cross."
<FagBigot> I hold onto the man's neck tightly and his head flies with me while his body keeps flying forward.
<FagBigot> I get up and hold the head in front of me.
<FagBigot> "Can you still feel pain? Blink once for yes, twice for no."
<FagBigot> The head blinks once.
<FagBigot> "THEN EAT SHIT!"
<FagBigot> I hokuto hyakuretsuken the head into an unbelievably large number of pieces.
<FagBigot> Over.
<Psaturn> Thus ends chapter 1: The Curse of Black Beard's Ship.
<FagBigot> Experience?
<Psaturn> Okay well what have you both learned?
<FagBigot> I leanred where to find the best 10 year old shemale pornography.
<FagBigot> Over.
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<Psaturn> WTF!?
<Psaturn> No goddamn XP for that asshole!
<Psaturn> i grant you 100 points of experience.
<FagBigot> Nice
<FagBigot> I'm gonna need it if I want any sort of improvement on what I've already got!
<Psaturn> it is nontransferable to other vampire sessions.
<Psaturn> With other people, I should say.
<FagBigot> Sad
<FagBigot> I see
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[Jason]

(9:27:06 PM) FagBigot: The Curse Of The Gay Ghost: A Ye Olde Tayle In One Parte
(9:27:20 PM) FagBigot: You can all start by giving me your character names.
(9:32:30 PM) Psaturn: Juniper Lee
(9:34:25 PM) Jason: Razmond Chaos.
(9:39:16 PM) FagBigot: Darkness. Perfect, exquisite darkness.
(9:39:34 PM) FagBigot: You can hear a beast breathing.
(9:39:58 PM) FagBigot: Its Hungre pierces your soul.
(9:41:19 PM) FagBigot: You wake up on an enormous ornate bed with sheets of black silk.
(9:41:27 PM) FagBigot: Both of you, same bed. You didn't fuck each other though.
(9:43:19 PM) Jason: hey juniper, a/s/l?
(9:43:42 PM) Psaturn: 14/f/wherever you want me!
(9:43:50 PM) FagBigot: Roll Graveyardness to determine if you're affected by Bloodtremors this Postdawn.
(9:44:24 PM) Psaturn: roll 9#d10
(9:45:12 PM) ***Jason rolls 2 503-sided dice: 274 503
(9:45:25 PM) Jason: I got a perfect 503!
(9:45:33 PM) FagBigot: You both will suffer extreme Bloodtremors until you Feast on Redfood.
(9:46:07 PM) Jason: I clutch my arm and feel the muscles in it vibrate as my blood turns tremorous.
(9:46:57 PM) FagBigot: In front of you, on a pedestal of black marble covered with silk, is an exquisitely crafted flute.
(9:47:25 PM) FagBigot: Underneath it is a piece of old timey paper, the kind they don't have in Africa.
(9:47:47 PM) Psaturn: My name is now Trent Buffman
(9:48:02 PM) FagBigot: On the paper is a sheet of music, handwritten in Veinwater.
(9:48:24 PM) FagBigot: At the top of the paper, in extremely feminine calligraphy, are the words: Play Me.
(9:48:27 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(9:48:49 PM) Jason: "You do it, I only know how to play the skin flute," I tell Trent.
(9:52:44 PM) Psaturn: I take the flute and press it to my moist lips
(9:52:50 PM) Psaturn: and BLOOOOOOOOOOOW
(9:54:52 PM) FagBigot: A sublime melody flows from the instrument. Your playing is better than usual, as though the flute were aiding you.
(9:55:24 PM) FagBigot: Truly, this is the music of the Deityes.
(9:57:29 PM) FagBigot: A large painting on the Roomseparator begins to swirl. It starts to assume the shape of a man seated before a fire.
(9:57:47 PM) Jason: Do I recognize this man?
(9:57:55 PM) Psaturn: I turn towards the painting and play the flute at it ferociously.
(9:58:05 PM) FagBigot: There is nothing so base as television in the world of Fang: The Blooddening. Instead, you watch paint swirling.
(9:58:31 PM) FagBigot: Razmond, his face feels familiar, but you can't place it ....
(9:59:04 PM) Jason: I walk up to him and start groping his face with my hand, to try to feel it even more familiarer.
(9:59:46 PM) FagBigot: You get oil paints all over your hand. This will require Paintthinner to remove.
(10:00:28 PM) Jason: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(10:00:44 PM) FagBigot: "Hello," says the man, raising an elaborately crafted glass of gloriously dark liquid. "This is blood."
(10:01:00 PM) Psaturn: I drape my arms over Razmond's shoulder across his chest from behind.
(10:01:22 PM) FagBigot: He sips from it, and raises one eyebrow extremely hard.
(10:01:35 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(10:01:39 PM) Psaturn: "What do you make of this....HAPPENING?"
(10:02:24 PM) Jason: I cross my legs while I stand to try to hide my erection from Trent's touch. "I don't know... I think he has something to do with the flute..."
(10:02:25 PM) Jason: Over.
(10:03:32 PM) FagBigot: If you had to describe this man in fourteen words, it would just be "exquisite" fourteen times with spaces in between.
(10:03:57 PM) FagBigot: He speaks like a gay William F. Buckley, preceding each sentence with a little hum.
(10:04:58 PM) FagBigot: "nnThat flute you just played was cuhhhsed. I'm afraid you have awakened a most dreadful Frankenstein."
(10:06:17 PM) Jason: I want to use Auspex level twelve to see this guy's chakra points.
(10:06:28 PM) Psaturn: I gasp in a breath of nourishless oxygen which then escapes my undead lungs as carbondivampide
(10:07:32 PM) FagBigot: "nnYou are bound by your Draculean Code. Please, repeat the code now."
(10:07:36 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(10:09:30 PM) Psaturn: i pick up a scalpel forged in the image of a rare south arcadian brine shrimp and sensually run it from the tip of my chin to my six pack darkness abs.
(10:09:45 PM) Jason: I look nervously at Trent and then back the man and say... "Ssssevennnn...?" and see if I'm on the right track.
(10:11:24 PM) FagBigot: "nnYou may skip the part about the seven Darknessvirgins. nnYou have proven yourselves sufficiently for now."
(10:12:02 PM) FagBigot: From his mannerisms as he speaks, you can tell he doesn't consider "skip" a real word.
(10:12:18 PM) FagBigot: Perhaps "circumlocute" would have suited him better.
(10:12:20 PM) Psaturn: "what do desire of us honored guest?"
(10:13:46 PM) FagBigot: "Noew noew, my compatriots in Monsternity, it is NYOU who are MY guests."
(10:15:20 PM) Jason: "Dear sir, while I may be your guest, I assure that Trent is MY guest, and is therefore only vicariously your guest."
(10:18:07 PM) FagBigot: "nnYou find yourselves on the one hundred thirteenth floor of my most elegant skyscraper. Please, descend to the lobby where you may engage in a most elaborate cocktail soiree and Drink of the Bleedliquid of the Nonimmortals."
(10:18:49 PM) FagBigot: "nnThere is no elevator, no stares." He smiles. "OUWAH kind do not require it."
(10:19:04 PM) FagBigot: As the image fades, he says "goodbye" in Flemish.
(10:19:04 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(10:19:37 PM) Psaturn: I don my robe made entirely of robin feathers (I was naked up to this point)
(10:20:34 PM) Jason: Are there any windows?
(10:20:47 PM) FagBigot: Yes. Outside, on the huge balcony which is covered with things made of or involving black silk, a red snow is falling.
(10:21:46 PM) Jason: I try to catch snowflakes on my tongue.
(10:22:42 PM) FagBigot: They melt and do not satisfy, but do leave a satisfying stain of CRIMSON on your lips.
(10:22:58 PM) FagBigot: Everyone will think you're totally weird now (this is a good thing).
(10:23:00 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(10:23:09 PM) Psaturn: i carefully edge my way out the window onto the narrow edge of concrete support
(10:23:46 PM) Jason: I trace my fingers along the balcony ledge to wet them with the laden snow, then with my fingertip draw 666 on my forehead.
(10:24:23 PM) Psaturn: Flattening against the wall as best I can I inch away from the window hoping to find a fire escape or some suitable fixture to climb higher.
(10:24:55 PM) Jason: I extend my hand at Trent, asking him to grab it and drag me along with him.
(10:24:57 PM) FagBigot: Razmond regains one point of Decadence for playing to his character.
(10:25:02 PM) Jason: I do this intimidatingly.
(10:25:20 PM) FagBigot: Roll angry+fangs
(10:25:33 PM) ***Jason rolls 4 999-sided dice: 679 741 116 481
(10:26:33 PM) FagBigot: Trent is so terrified of your Sharpteeth that he willfully makes this extremely difficult climb even harder for himself by dragging Razmond with him.
(10:27:23 PM) Jason: I don't thank him, knowing that it would corrupt my feelings of gratitude to attempt to voice them.
(10:28:55 PM) Psaturn: I contract my spine flexing the back muscles to push open huge gashes right under the shoulders. OUt of these gashes thick tubes of BONE stick out.
(10:30:04 PM) Psaturn: Clutching Razmond to my chest in a protective embrace I force geysers of blood to fire out of the tubes downwards propelling me and Razmond upwards.
(10:31:01 PM) FagBigot: You are now at the top of the skyscraper.
(10:31:43 PM) FagBigot: From here you have a better view of the world around.
(10:32:04 PM) FagBigot: You can see at last that this is no normal skyscraper.
(10:33:06 PM) Psaturn: "this sight could almost bring a tear to my eyes if only I still held them to shed..."
(10:33:26 PM) FagBigot: For one thing, it's very ornate and exquisite.
(10:33:31 PM) Jason: I spit in Trent's eye, helpfully.
(10:34:07 PM) FagBigot: The building is covered in exquisite ornateness which, on close inspection, is Rose McGowan's DNA repeated in artful patterns.
(10:34:12 PM) Psaturn: I open my mouth to catch the spit as it glides slowly down my face.
(10:34:52 PM) FagBigot: For another thing, it's built on top of an exquisitely gigantic pleasure ship.
(10:35:00 PM) Jason: I'm so turned on that I start uncontrollably thrusting my pelvis into the air, trying to build up any sort of friction.
(10:35:01 PM) FagBigot: And you're in the middle of the ocean.
(10:36:06 PM) FagBigot: The bow and stern extend for miles in either direction.
(10:36:28 PM) FagBigot: Taking place on the deck is the largest cocktail party that has ever existed anywhere on Earth.
(10:37:00 PM) Psaturn: "this is the hugest motherfucking cocktail party I've ever seen!"
(10:37:22 PM) FagBigot: "Ah," you both think, separately but simultaneously. "A Smorgasbord of Heartmilk. They cannot See, the poor foolish sheep."
(10:37:24 PM) Jason: "I've seen bigger," I lie, trying to impress Trent with my worldweariness.
(10:37:50 PM) FagBigot: It makes you feel good to call them sheep. You're proud of yourself for thinking that.
(10:38:08 PM) Psaturn: I gush at Razmond's comment having always looked up to him and constantly finding myself impressed and enthralled by his being.
(10:38:13 PM) FagBigot: You each regain one point of Diabolicalness for me making you think that.
(10:39:28 PM) FagBigot: "Well," says a passing Nightbat. "I suppose you'd better join ze party, fellows!"
(10:39:30 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(10:40:13 PM) Jason: "So, how do we get down there?" I ask, licking my lips at the thought of drinking the succulent blood of the unantirenonantimortals.
(10:43:25 PM) Psaturn: I dive downwards towards oblivion
(10:43:52 PM) Psaturn: But at the last possible nanosecond I attempt to alter my trajectory but can't and explode on impact with the deck.
(10:44:51 PM) Jason: I jump down at just the right time to have my landing softened by the shockwave from the explosion of Trent hitting the deck, like in that episode of Mythbusters I (Razmond) saw.
(10:45:05 PM) FagBigot: Trent's entrails sit there for a while until someone shines a flashlight on them from a low angle.
(10:46:06 PM) FagBigot: The shadows created begin to move and join until they form shapes on the wall.
(10:46:31 PM) FagBigot: They form a silhouette of a circular glob of liquid. You can tell the liquid being represented is blood.
(10:48:09 PM) FagBigot: Then Trent appears out of the real shadows.
(10:48:17 PM) FagBigot: "mmm," he says. "What a delicious shadow."
(10:48:42 PM) Psaturn: "yes as it turns out I can do that."
(10:49:12 PM) Jason: Am I OK?
(10:49:30 PM) FagBigot: You are, but your Bloodtremors are getting Worse.
(10:50:00 PM) FagBigot: Just then, three beautiful women show up.
(10:51:32 PM) FagBigot: One is dressed like a 1900 aristocrat, one like a 1950s Bettie Page type movie star, and one like The Death Sound.
(10:52:07 PM) FagBigot: You remember what the man in the painting said. "Remember, Fellowes. You're going to have to seduce those three women and get their Bloodmeal."
(10:53:11 PM) FagBigot: "Oh my," says one of them. "What a frightful mess," gesturing at the pile of giblets of was Trent before he used magic.
(10:53:15 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(10:53:46 PM) Jason: "Good evening ladies, are you feeling bloodfilled?"
(10:54:40 PM) Psaturn: "Then perhaps you should... " I grab her by the back of the head and ram her face into the bloody giblets "CLEAN IT UP!"
(10:56:55 PM) FagBigot: The ladies are immediately smitten with you
(10:58:44 PM) FagBigot: They all slash their wrists and bleed into your mouths.
(10:59:46 PM) FagBigot: It is briefly a beer commercial.
(11:00:00 PM) FagBigot: Over.
(11:08:34 PM) Jason: I take out a powerdrill and drill a hole into Trent's abdomen, so that as he drinks their blood, it drains through him and pours out into my mouth.
(11:10:07 PM) FagBigot: You regain one point of Devouring.
(11:17:22 PM) FagBigot: Thus ends part 1.
(11:17:25 PM) FagBigot: The end ... or is it?
(11:17:51 PM) FagBigot: Neither of you get any points for learning curve.
(11:18:28 PM) FagBigot: You do however get twenty points each for using lots of capitalized words.
(11:18:31 PM) FagBigot: Feedback?
(11:18:57 PM) Jason: I wish we had more of a chance to get to know each other's bodies.
(11:19:27 PM) FagBigot: Noted.
(11:24:32 PM) Psaturn: kinda gay but there were some pretty sweet parts
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[Big Fagot]

I didn't really ever mean for that to be posted because I was just railing on things that bugged me, but in this context it looks like a pale imitation.

[Vinny]

I thought it was awesome.
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