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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:21 am) Reply
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FTU World RIII: Alucard (Hellsing) vs. Master Asia |
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ALUCARD
At last ...
MASTER ASIA
Two cartoon characters battle! _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:28 am) Reply
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Master Asia |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:34 am) Reply
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Alucard[/b] |
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Seika Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 1353 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:47 am) Reply
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Master Asia |
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RPtotheMax Joined: 24 Dec 2008 Posts: 217 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:00 am) Reply
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Alucard |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:35 am) Reply
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Alucard and Master Asia are standing across from each other on an abandoned street in an apocalyptic city.
Master Asia: You fool! Fighting me! I'll send you back to hell with the Devil Gundam!
Alucard: Hehhhhhh hehehehehehehehe!
Master Asia: Insane! You don't know what terror I'm capable of unleashing!
Alucard cuts his arm off for no discernible reason and regrows it, cackling
Master Asia: This is it! Time to face the power of Master Asia!
Master Asia jumps 100 feet into the air into his Gundam. The Gundam then charges at Alucard and swings a sword, cutting Alucard in half.
Alucard: Ahahahahahahah! That's it? UNLOCK LEVEL 5!!!!
Alucard suddenly reforms and jumps, rising thousands of feet into the air in seconds. He ends up in outer space.
Master Asia: What the fuck? What a loon!
Alucard suddenly starts to transform, his body growing at an exponential rate. His entire being becomes an amorphous red sphere, equalling the size of the moon. Suddenly, thousands of corpses begin spilling to space out of Alucard's planet body and explode into blood dust all over fucking space. Planet Wallachia falls full speed at the city on Earth where Alucard and Master Asia were fighting.
Master Asia: Nooooo, do I end like this? How can this be?
Planet Wallachia flies into the city, thousands of tentacle like appendages flailing everywhere. A huge zeppelin made of blood flies out of it and the vestiges of werewolf luftwaffe begin committing mass carnage. Master Asia screams as the planet engulfs the Gundam and before long the entire city is filled with blood. Suddenly, the blood planet disappears and Alucard stands laughing like an imp in the middle of the battlefield. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:42 am) Reply
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ALUCARD |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:06 am) Reply
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Alucard. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:04 pm) Reply
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Master Asia _________________
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:09 pm) Reply
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Master Asia |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:38 pm) Reply
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Alucard |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:55 pm) Reply
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Master Asia |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:01 pm) Reply
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Master Asia |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:06 pm) Reply
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Master Asia |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:41 pm) Reply
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UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:48 pm) Reply
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I don't know which one that is. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:07 pm) Reply
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Master Asia. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:54 pm) Reply
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Fuck you fucking homos |
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