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FTU World RIII: Bruce Lee vs. Son Goku

 
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Jason
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BRUCE LEE

Unopposed in the entirety of the tournament so far, Bruce Lee's muscles twitch spastically as he calls out for a true opponent, and not an alcohol-peddling novelty dog. Then, a blinding white light -

SON GOKU

Super Saiyan Son Goku hovers in the air, smiling in anticipation of the forthcoming battle. He's defeated Old Boy and The Joker on his way here and now he spots a true warrior in his path. Rocks begin to float in the air as he powers up and girlishly beckons Lee forward.
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Bruce Lee.
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A young Bruce Lee enters the arena. He is nervous, pleased he has made it as far as he had, but afraid that if he fails, he won't win the tournament money he needs to buy medicine for his poor village. He looks over at Son Goku, tries to measure him up.

Goku, having just eaten twenty pounds of steamed rice and thirty hard-boiled eggs, smiles happily.

Bruce flexes, his clothes bursts around him. He screams and rushes at Goku, ready to strike with his lightning speed and tiger strength. Suddenly Goku grimaces. A wave of pain passes through him. He farts.

The arena explodes.

When the dust settles, GOKU is still standing, but there is a hole in his pants. Bruce Lee lies crumpled on the ground.

"Must have been the eggs," Goku says. He smiles and fans his ass. Then he slowly turns his gaze towards the other competitors, who are standing, shocked, in a surviving luxury box. He senses a great power coming from one of them. A power he had sought out, came out of retirement, to face.

He catches young Nathaniel's eyes. The boy swallows hard, frightened yet intrigued by what he has just seen.
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Bruce Lee says "I know your real abilities, and I have a new technique. I call it "the ultimate combo"

Goku says "THats a real creative name!!!! why don't you go first, because I would like your best fight sir!"

Bruce Lee unleashes a furious mach 7 speed combo of jumpkicks, sweeps, punches, jabs, and double karate chops in Goku's face

"I gotta admit that's pretty clever". Then Goku smacks Bruce Lee in to a cliff 2 miles away
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