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FTU World RIII: Dr. Henry Killinger vs. Ol' Dirty Bastard

 
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Jason
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:14 pm)
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DR. HENRY KILLINGER

The luckiest fucker in the whole tournament.

Take a look at the STIFF COMPETITION he's faced: Paris Hilton, Rouge the Bat, Toki (the cartoon duck, apparently), Alien and then, in a climactic one on one battle: Hanson.

OL' DIRTY BASTARD

ODB, ice this bitch ass honky.
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Mike Dunn
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:22 pm)
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Ol' Dirty Bastard and Dr. Henry Killinger stand face to face on a stage in front of a crowd of hollering black people in puffy jackets. The mediator takes the mic.

"Alright my niggas, we got a hot battle comin' up. This is gonna decide who gets to move on to round 4, ya dig? Up first we got the one, the only, OL' DIRTY BASTAAAAAARD"

The crowd roars in a frenzy as the DJ starts playing a dank ass RZA beat and Dirty grabs the mic and gets right in Dr. Henry Killinger's skull-masked face.

"DIRT DOG IN YA AREA, BROOK-LYYYYN ZOO
SWINGIN' WU-TANG SWORDS, CUT YA BODY IN TWO
RAAAAAAH! I'M THE OSIRIS OF THIS SHIT
YOU BETTA GIMME DAT MONEY OR YA THROAT GET SLIT
DIS NIGGA THINK THAT HE CAN BATTLE OL' DIRTY?
NIGGA PLEEEEEASE, I'LL STAB YA UMBRELLA THROUGH YA KNEES
GOT HOLLOW POINTS BLASTIN' THROUGH YA SKULL MASK
MAGIC MURDA BAG? NIGGA YOU A DUMB ASS
YA BOY THA MONARCH? DAT NIGGA GAY
SO GO BACK TO GERMANY, NIGGA AUF WIEDERSEHEN"

Dirty disdainfully spits on the Doctor's boots and drops the mic as the crowd goes OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and jumps up and down. The mediator picks up the mic.

"Alright man, that was hot. That shit was almost too hot, man, this club bout to burn up like we in Rhode Island or some shit. Up next we got Dr. Henry Killinger, and he better spit some crazy fire if he's even gonna try to compete. DJ, drop the beat!"

The DJ starts playing another beat and Dr. Henry Killinger takes the mic, bobbing his head awkwardly.

"Yo....uhh.......yeah.......uh-huh....."

He continues along in this manner until the crowd starts booing.

"Ol' Dirty you....uh....I'm the doc.....uh....the doctor"

Dr. Killinger keeps attempting to sputter out broken sentence fragments but at this point no one can even hear his retarded attempt at a flow over the crowd chanting "CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!" Finally, sweaty and emasculated, Dr. Henry Killinger drops the mic and runs of the stage sobbing. The mediator picks up the mic.

"Aww man what a little bitch ass nigga! Give it up for THA OL' DIRTY BASTAAAAAAARD!"

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Vinny
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:23 pm)
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Fuck Killinger.

Dirty
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:28 pm)
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big baby jesus
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:31 pm)
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Dr. Henry Killinger would have remade ODB into the supervillian he could have been, instead of the dead corpse he currently is.
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:47 pm)
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Ol' Dirty Bastard
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:15 pm)
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Ol' Dirty Bastard
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:41 pm)
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Ol Dirty Bastard
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:01 pm)
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Ol' Dirty Bastard
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:42 pm)
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Dr. Henry Killinger
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(Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:20 pm)
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Ol' Dirty Bastard
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:08 am)
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*ODB cashes welfare check on MTV*
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