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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:37 pm) Reply

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FTU World RIII: Ganon vs. Solid Snake |
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GANON
Ganon emerges from his epic battle with Ass to Ass Guy, heaving. He clutches his TRIDENT (!) and his eyes glow a horrific yellow. He holds his right hand defiantly in the air, the symbol of the Triforce of Power glowing radiantly, burning his fist. The Great King of Evil bellows at the Heavens, and a circle of flame envelops both him and...
SOLID SNAKE
"Otacon, we have a problem."
"Careful, Snake!"
Snake was defeated under auspicious circumstances in the first round by the nightmarish Pyramid Head, but got a second chance when he put down The Man With No Name in a true man's gun duel (unless the player decided to use a Nikita instead, which I would). While his initial loss made him an underdog, Snake defied expectations and his genetic birthright by vanquishing the Godlike Dr. Manhattan in round two, thanks to some very helpful calculations by Otacon.
Snake hoists the Stinger missile launcher onto his shoulder and fires at Ganon's head, but the villain knocks it away.
"Otacon, how can I hit him!"
"He has to have a weakness, Snake, just hold on ... !"
[Yell Dead Cell] _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:47 pm) Reply

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Impressive, Snake. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3037 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:15 pm) Reply

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SOLID SNAKE |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:18 pm) Reply

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Ganon |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:32 pm) Reply
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Ganon. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:41 pm) Reply
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Snake |
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RPtotheMax Joined: 24 Dec 2008 Posts: 217 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:02 pm) Reply

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Snake |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:08 pm) Reply

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Snake _________________
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:30 pm) Reply

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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:46 pm) Reply

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Snake?!?! Snake?!?!?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:05 am) Reply

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SNAKE |
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