Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

VINNY

The battle-weary hero of FTU, Vinny watched the first round go by having fought his way into the tournament by conquering Mike Dunn, ALDP, John Buis, Peter, Derek and his greatest rival, Rice. Things didn't get easier for the unlikely warrior in round two, when he was faced with a Godlike monster of whom he in part helped craft the mythos, D'Lo Brown. Yet despite all odds being against, when his friends came to his side to support him, Vinny gained the confidence necessary and triumphed. How long will Vinny's Cinderella streak of luck hold out? We'll see.

GOB

While at first this may seem like a step down from Vinny's previous competition, none of his opponents before have wielded the power of... magic! With the help of Captain America, GOB defeated Isaac Newton and Ashnard in round one and achieved an astonishingly powerful victory over Conan the Barbarian in round two. His most tenacious competitor now faces him, as the opening notes of The Final Countdown begin to ring in the air...
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[LexysaurusRex]

GOB

[Magic Juan]

GOB.

[Spamdini]

GOB: Get ready to be...BLOWN AWAY!

GOB flings his arms outwards, releasing a large amount of confetti...which falls to the ground uselessly rather than blowing away. Undaunted, GOB begins to dance around with a sword clenched in his teeth and gyrating his pelvis to The Final Countdown.

Vinny: S-so cool! I WANT TO TRY!

Grabbing the sword from GOB's mouth, Vinny sticks it in his own and begins dancing around to It's Raining Men, throwing dead doves from his jacket sleeves (they were strangled by the belts tied around the sleeves).

GOB: I've never seen a man as drunk as I am have such grace!

Vinny: Ever since the dawn of time, man has always wanted...TO FLY!

Vinny jumps off the stage, but naturally fails to fly. The impact from hitting the ground causes him to impale his own head with the sword in his mouth.

Vinny: Yare yare...

He struggles to get up, but is accidentally run over by GOB who has picked up 3 young Mexican immigrant women.

GOB: The thing with magic is that it only works when women fool around with each other. Come back to my place and we can unlock the power of GOB.
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[Ryoko's Biatch]

Vinny

[cloacal kiss]

The Real F'n Deal

[Mike Dunn]

During a visit to Orange County, California, Vinny decides to visit the Bluth banana stand and get himself a frozen banana.

"MMM," says Vinny, "this banana IS fucking DELICIOUS."

Moments later, while walking by the dock, Vinny begins to feel IMMENSE stomach pains.

"GOTTA SHIIIIIIIIIIT!"

He realizes that he has no choice but to sneak onto someone's houseboat and use their bathroom. Down the dock he sees a seemingly unoccupied boat. He SPRINTS as fast as he can, a massive explosion at the very threshold of his ASS, and reaches the deck of the boat just in time to pull down his pants and UNLOAD right on the deck. Relieved but slightly ashamed, Vinny sneaks away from the dock.

Inside the boat GOB has just ejaculated into a 15 year old girl.
"Mmm, how was that for you Cindy?"
"My name's Cynthia"
"Wh-wh..haha. Of course! I knew that. Cindy's just a nickname! No one's ever called you Cindy before?"

Before she can answer GOB lights a post-coital cigarette, torching the TOXIC FUMES from Vinny's SHIT and blowing the boat, GOB, and his underage lover to bits.

[MADali]

VINNY

[Vinny]

Me
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[Servbot]

Vinny

[Seika]

Vinny Mac

[Derek Payne]

Vinny

[Rice]

J. O'Neil

[Yogurtman]

In all seriousness, Vinny would kick GOB's ass.

[Action Hank]

I don't know how GOB got this far. He has failed at every battle he ever fought!

VINNY


GOB is still great.

[MisfitMan]

Vinny

[RPtotheMax]

Vinny