Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

ISAAC NEWTON

Arguably the smartest man in the tournament, Newton was defeated in the first round but was selected in the wild card match, and therein he found a way to outwit the bull-puncher Masutatsu Ōyama. Moving on in the second round, Isaac Newton was again faced with a burly Asian by the name of Bolo Yeung, and again planned his way to victory. Has the genius of physics figured out a perfect strategy to overcome brute strength? It would serve him well here...

CAPTAIN FALCON

Captain Falcon has Falcon Punched the following motherfuckers: Malcolm X, B.J. Blazkowicz, Mark Discordia and Brock Samson. He's going to Falcon Punch Newton too, and when the tournament's over, his fist is coming for you and your loved ones.
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[Theldorrin]

Isaac Newton

[RPtotheMax]

Isaac Newton

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Newton

[Seru]

Newton.

[cloacal kiss]

Captain Falcon and Isaac Newton are fighting on the F-Zero level from Super Smash Brothers.

Captain shouts a catchphrase and throws Isaac in front of the moving cars.

"The pain is... incalculable!" Isaac screams as the cars tear his body to pieces. Carnage sprays in the air and lands on the stage, making Captain smile evilly.

But something about the carnage isn't right. It's white and mushy and full of little green flecks. It isn't Isaac at all, it's apples! The camera pans out and we see Isaac is hanging onto the bottom of the stage.

"You're a worthy opponent, Captain, but there's one variable you left out of your calculations!"

Captain is looking around to see where the voice is coming from when he's struck on the shoulder by an apple which fell from directly above him. He sneers and looks up, and as quickly as the sneer came, it vanishes. He sees a cloud of apples falling which blots out the sky entirely.

Suddenly Isaac floats up next to the platform in a hot air balloon shaped like an apple. The two enemies stare into each other's eyes before Isaac and the balloon teleport away and the entire F-Zero universe is obliterated by billions of tons of apples. Isaac Newton

[Mike Dunn]

Captain Falcon tries to pull off his down+B move on Isaac Newton, but Isaac Newton jumps over him and Falcon falls off the edge of the stage, plummeting to his death. Gravity/Issac Newton wins.

[MADali]

Issac Newton

[Vinny]

Falcon
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[My Head Hurts 90]

CAPTANE FALCOOOOOONE

[Servbot]

Cpt. Falcon

[Seika]

FALCON

[Big Fagot]

Nobody since Newton has been able to
use geometrical methods to the same extent for the like pur-
poses ; and as we read the Principia we feel as when we are in
an ancient armoury where the weapons are of gigantic size ;
and as we look at them, we marvel what manner of man he was
who could use as a weapon what we can scarcely lift as a
burthen.

Isaac Newton

[Derek Payne]

Isaac Newton

[Rice]

Douglas J. Falcon

[Captain PUNisher]

Isaac Newton
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[Yogurtman]

Isaac Newton

[MisfitMan]

Captain Falcon

[Spamdini]

Captain Falcon
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[Sporkism]

NEWTON