Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:46 pm)

Patrick Bateman

Bateman's dark, hideous depravity did the entire world a favor when he finally chopped Meri up into gruesome pieces in the first round. However, he ended up halting his massive killing spree in the face of an angel, named Hermione. He let her live, suggesting that maybe there is a bright side to this yuppie monster after all.

In round two, Bateman's appetite for murder drew him to the legendary Hero of Time, Link; in an epic battle which saw both Link chainsawed in two and robbed of his heart and Ace Kendo make a complete goddamn fool of himself by being gay, Batemen extended his life bar just in time for this fight. He lays down newspaper and plastic in readiness.

GOODMAN

Formerly John Goodman, he defeated the Hellspawn Pyramid Head in the second round, but not before his soul was corrupted by the evil Silent Hill. Covered in the blood of Mr. Bean, Brock Lesnar, and Roseanne, GOODMAN hulk-slithers into Bateman's view, his weeping and bellowing laugh interweaving like a harpsichord.

There is an aspect of GOODMAN that begs for release, yet it is surrounded by a titanic eight hundred pound monster whose mind is so shattered that it will destroy all that approach.

This will be... a battle of nightmares...
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Derek Payne · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:46 pm)

Goodman

MADali · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:48 pm)

Patrick Bateman

MisfitMan · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:52 pm)

GOODMAN

cloacal kiss · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:55 pm)

GOODMAN

Seru · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:32 pm)

Goodman.

Mike Dunn · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:35 pm)

Patrick Bateman awakens with a jolt. He is panting and his pristine white Italian leather sofa is moist with his sweat. In a daze he reaches for the lightswitch of his room, but none of the lights work. 'Must have blown a fuse', he thinks. He gets up and heads for his front door, hoping to confront his landlord about his electricity, but he is unable to leave as his door is tied shut with several chains. "What the hell?"

Suddenly Bateman hears a lumbering noise coming from down the hall. He opens a kitchen drawer and withdraws a flashlight, turns it on and walks towards the hallway.

He sees a huge, lumbering monster. Its body is naked, glistening with tumorous muscle and blood. When Bateman's flashlight shines on its body, it starts waddling towards him. This beast is what has become of...GOODMAN.

Instinctually, Bateman grabs his chainsaw and runs digs it into Goodman's shoulder, but the spinning blades barely penetrate the beast's grotesque, gristly exterior. The walls of Bateman's sleek apartment begin to deteriorate and bleed, a Satanic sigil appears on his window, and the words "Judge not, lest ye be judged" appear on his building's foundation, now visible as the wall is completely stripped away. GOODMAN's head is now horrifically gyrating and twisting as he rips open Bateman's body and devours his heart.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:17 pm)

John Goodman

L Ron Butterfly · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:30 pm)

John Goodman lives in New Orleans, and I'm always hearing stories about him losing his temper with movie theater employees and the like.

John Goodman: Can I have more butter?

Fat worthless movie theater employee: Do you think you need more butter?

John Goodman: /ADhfklaEAJGEAKLG"J AWEIOGJEAGOILEJAG ERAGJOERPAGJERAJEA GJ fgOAEJgoap

(Patrick Bateman wanders into the wrath on accident and is left a lifeless bloody chunk of twitching flesh)

Action Hank · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:56 pm)

John Goodman

LexysaurusRex · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:18 pm)

Goodman

Vinny · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:20 pm)

Goodman
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Magic Juan · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:06 pm)

John Goodman.

Servbot · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:25 pm)

John Goodman (Big Lebowski version)

Captain PUNisher · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:24 pm)

GOODMAN
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

RPtotheMax · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:25 pm)

Goodman