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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:36 pm) Reply

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YOKO RITONA
This buxom bombshell went to a draw with Steve McQueen in round one, when they both realized that they shouldn't be fighting when they could just as easily be making out. She later faced Roronoa Zoro, to which everyone involved asked "Who?" and lent her tits their energy in order to shoot history's first Genki Dama from the nipples.
MARIO
Mario proved his dominance over the human world by defeating its greatest warrior, Anderson Silva (who fucking SHITS more powerful creatures than CLINT EASTWOOD), in round one. Proving that his urge to mercilessly stomp on his enemies is more powerful than any sense of right and wrong, he took down his beloved Princess Peach in round two, as she begged for him to stop his unrelenting jumping. He soon stomped her into blood, bone and dust.
Mario clearly has no qualms about killing beautiful women, will his super mushroom be enough to conquer those two GOOMBAS that Yoko calls BREASTS? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:46 pm) Reply

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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:47 pm) Reply

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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:50 pm) Reply

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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:54 pm) Reply

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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:31 pm) Reply
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She got farther than I thought she would.
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:33 pm) Reply
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Also, making out with Yoko means instant death. Poor Steve McQueen! |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:35 pm) Reply

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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:17 pm) Reply
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:30 pm) Reply

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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:22 pm) Reply

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Mario _________________
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:05 pm) Reply

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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:25 pm) Reply

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Yoko (7 year time jump version) |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:26 pm) Reply

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Mario _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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