Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:20 pm)

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

In round one, Jackson avenged every soul who died at Hiroshima by destroying J. Robert Oppenheimer while Fingolfin and Perry Saturn watched on helplessly. He then turned his attention to young Son Gohan, who had emerged as the very first level two Super Saiyan. Gohan released a powerful Masenko blast, but Jackson swatted it away and shot Gohan with a gun, through his heart.

Jackson went on to face Anton Chigurh in a grueling match, the best of the final day of round two. Despite an early lead by the psychotic murderer, Jackson was able to wrestle his cattle gun away from him and curb stomp him into inevitable death.

Jackson drives in a pimped up lowrider. On his right hip is a Browning 9mm, on his left is a sheathed purple lightsaber. He stares at the massive presidential robot before him and asks "What, motherfucker?"

MECHA JAMES K. POLK

He went to a heated draw with fellow, although far more technically advanced, machine Robocop in round one. Advancing further, he dispatched favorite Roger Ebert, in an effort to prove that the talking picture will never have the same artistic merit at old timey radio.

Mecha James K. Polk runs on clockwork, and has been previously defeated by biological James K. Polk, who is not in the tournament.
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Derek Payne · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:32 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson

MisfitMan · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:34 pm)

Samuel L Jackson

MADali · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:34 pm)

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Mike Dunn · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:53 pm)

Mecha James K. Polk kicks in the door of Samuel L. Jackson's dressing room and mechanically struts in. "I. HAVE. BEEN. SENT. TO. D-D-DESTROY. YOU." A door opens in the shoulder of his metal double breasted jacket, revealing a machine gun. He turns from side to side, spraying bullets all over the room and massacring Jackson's harem of white sluts.

Jackson, who had been ducking behind an overturned table which miraculously shielded him from all the bullets like they always do in movies, jumps up, completely exposed in his bathrobe, and gets right in Mecha Polk's face.

"Aww HEEEEELL NO, MUTHAFUCKA. You robot ass mothafuckas always actin' all tough just cuz ya made of metal. You can't push ME around, bitch! You can stick TAKE that bitch ass machine gun outta yo shoulder hole and shove it RIGHT up yo metal asshole! THIS IS MAH HOUSE!"

Samuel L. Jackson pulls out a pump gauge shotgun and unloads two shots, but tragedy strikes as the bounce off of Mecha Polk's metal exterior and into his angry black heart.

Mecha James K. Polk stands triumphantly above his fallen opponent's body. "TAKE. THAT. MOTHA. FU-FU-FU-FUCKA."

Seru · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:32 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:15 pm)

Sam Jackson

L Ron Butterfly · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:31 pm)

LexysaurusRex · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:20 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson

Vinny · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:21 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson
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Magic Juan · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:07 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson

Servbot · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:23 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson (my main man)

Captain PUNisher · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:27 pm)

Mecha James K. Polk

If I have time later I'll write something.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

Seika · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:01 pm)

Samuel L. Jackson

RPtotheMax · (Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:24 pm)

Jackson

ryanz19 · (Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:53 am)

Samuel L. Jackson.