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FTU World RII: Godzilla vs. George S. Patton

 
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Jason
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(Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:48 am)
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(Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:49 am)
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Patton.
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Patton
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The scene is a military base in Japan. American soldiers flee right and left as the titanic Godzilla rampages, destroying the barracks and weapon holds. With most of the men dead and the weapons destroyed, they stand absolutely no chance against nature's most deadly creature. The survivors flee for their lives by jumping into whatever vehicles remain and speeding off as far as possible. But one man refuses to run!

Patton: You cowards! You god damn cowards! Each and every one of you! You're not soldiers! You're worms! You're less than worms!

He stares up at his beast, his teeth bared like a guard dog confronting an intruder.

Patton: You think you can take ME you fucking nip lizard?! Huh?! In a previous life, I saw you as an egg and took a shit on you! I've lived this long just to shit all over you again!

Removing his pearl-handled revolvers from their holsters, Patton unloads on Godzilla to no effect. Noticing the small gnat of a man still around, Godzilla fires his atomic breath, engulfing Patton.

Patton: Oh now you've done it!

The fires subside, showing Patton is unharmed, though unclothed as well. Only his army helmet remains.

Patton: You ruined the uniform of a United States general! No way I'm letting you live now!

Leaping 500 feet in the air, Patton punches Godzilla between the eyes. The impact fractures the monster's skull and he tumbles to the ground, destroying what few buildings remain. Too stunned to move, he is unable to resist as Patton breaks both his arms and legs.

Patton: Now I'm hungry, you sorry maggot!

For the next 86 hours, Godzilla, crippled and in intense pain, is forced to lie there as General Patton eats him alive. He starts from the bottom, slicing off bits of his leg with a pocket knife and munching them down with a bottle of brandy. Over three days later, Patton finishes the final bite of brains without a single complaint. Even the marrow has been sucked dry from the bones.

Patton: You power is mine now Godzilla!

And that's the story of how Patton destroyed Berlin with his atomic breath.
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Patton
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Patton
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Spamdini's story for this was one of the best in this whole tournament!

Of course it wasn't necessary for Patton to be the obvious choice, but still.
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(Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:48 pm)
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Patton
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Patton
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If Patton were alive today, he'd be a republican

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OLD BLOOD AND GUTS
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Patton
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I'd be forsaking Yogurtman if I didn't vote for Patton.
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