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FTU World RII: Samuel L. Jackson vs. Anton Chigurh

 
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Anton: Call it.

Sam Jackson: Say what?

Anton: Call it, heads or tails.

Sam Jackson: Now what in the FUCK are we playing for.

Anton: Never mind, just call it.

Sam Jackson: No god damn way! I ain't calling no FUCKIN' coin flip if you're just gonna go and shoot me in the FUCKIN' head with your can dealy.

Anton: Call it.

Sam Jackson: SAY CALL IT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

Anton: Heads or tails, call it.

Sam Jackson: Oh, yo' fittin' to die, motherfucker!

Samuel L. Jackson whips out a gun, but before he can fire, Anton breaks his arm, forcing the bone to pop out of the skin. He prepares to finish off Jackson with his cattle gun, but Jackon counters by stabbing him in the eye with his broken bone.

Sam Jackson: Oh it's on, bitch!

Both men exchange blows, neither gaining the advantage over the other. Finally, Jackson kicks Anton in the nuts and then shoots him in the legs with another pistol he had hidden in his sock.

Sam Jackson: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuuuuurrious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon...

ANTON OPENS HIS MOUTH! HE HAD ANOTHER CATTLE GUN INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND THE TUBE IS COMING OUT FROM HIS THROAT! HE FIRES A BULLET OF COMPRESSED AIR LIKE A SPITTING COBRA AND NAILS JACKSON IN THE NECK, SHOOTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Jackson clutches onto his spurting neck and attempts to say "motherfucker" as Anton somehow stands on his bullet-filled legs and picks up his coin.

Anton: I gave you a chance.

Anton finishes off Jackson and shuffles off to find medical attention.
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The phone rings. Anton Chigurh walks over to the phone, grabs it, and sits down in his chair. He slowly brings the receiver to his lips, but doesn't speak.

... Hello? the voice on the line asks. It is Samuel L. Jackson.

Yes? Chigurh responds.

Is Eugene Levy there.

Not in the sense that you mean.

Jackson doesn't respond.

You need to come see me.

Who is this?

You know who it is. You need to talk to me.

I don't need to talk to you.

I think you do. Do you know where I'm going?

Why would I care where you're going.

Do you know where I'm going?

Chigurh cocks his head, noticing something on the floor. He adjusts to sit back and raises his boots onto the bed.

On the floor where his feet were, blood is pooling out from Eugene Levy's chair.

I know where you are, said Chigurh.

Yeah? Where am I, motherfucker?

You're in a hospital across the river. But that's not where I'm going. Do you know where I'm going?

Yeah. I know where you're going.

All right.

You know she won't be there.

It doesn't make any difference where she is.

So what you going up there for.

You know how this is going to turn out, don't you

No. Do you?

Yes, I do. I think you do too. So this is what I'll offer. You bring me the briefcase and I'll let her go. Otherwise she's accountable. The same as you. That's the best deal you're going to get. I won't tell you you can save yourself because you can't.

Yeah I'm going to bring you something all right, motherfucker. I've decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going to have to look for my ass at all.

Samuel L. Jackson slams the phone in anger. Days later, he's killed by Mexicans.
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