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Action Hank
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*fixed it not being bold
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Vinny
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RPtotheMax
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:32 pm)
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Mike Dunn
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Spuds MacKenzie slides an ice cold Bud Lite down the bar to Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee jumps up and makes a girly squealing noise, then bicycle kicks the bottle as it reaches him, splintering it into a thousand pieces which all travel at 300 miles per hour through Spuds MacKenzie's head. Bruce Lee thumbs his nose.
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:46 pm)
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Servbot
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:54 pm)
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:44 pm)
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:48 pm)
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Skytrotter
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MisfitMan
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(Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:02 pm)
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Spamdini
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(Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:22 am)
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Announcer: Spuds knows how to party, just as much as he knows the smooth, clean taste of Bud Light.
Four hot young women are laughing, jumping up and down so their breasts bob rhythmically in the air. Spuds sits there panting as any dog would do, except he has a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. Suddenly, a 70 year old Chinese woman walks on the beach and picks up Spuds.
Bruce Lee's mom: You make good dinner for son, Bruce Ree! Vely vely tasty!
Bruce Lee's mom drags Spuds home with her, chopping him up and frying him up with noodles and a black bean sauce. Back at the beach, Bruce Lee arrives.
Bruce Lee: Ok, where is my opponent?
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Mautty
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(Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:57 am)
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