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Jason
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 VS. 
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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Ryoko's Biatch
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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I don't count the votes of people who don't use their PP.
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:59 pm)
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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RPtotheMax
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:33 pm)
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Mike Dunn
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:03 pm)
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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Captain PUNisher
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:53 pm)
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Roger Ebert looks up from his desk, focusing his ears on the door to his office.
"Hmm, I guess it was nothing."
Ebert goes back to his little reviews, but gets distracted again when this time he diffidently hears something. He continues to hear the stange sounds and then he hears his secretary scream. Ebert stands up abruptly, sending his chair against the wall.
"What the ---"
The door flies off of its hinges, breaking into pieces as it does. Roger Ebert shields his eyes from the splinters and peers at the figure that stands before him.
"I. HAVE. BEEN. PROGRAMED. TO. DESTROY. YOU." says Mecha James K. Polk as his fist flies off of his arm, and rockets into Ebert piggy face!
Ebert smashes against the wall and slumps on the floor. As Mecha Polk approaches to finish him off, Ebert sweeps the robot's legs out from under him. The ground shakes as Mehca Polk lands, but Roger is able to get back on his feet. Just as Ebert prepares himself, the robot is up and charges at the man. Just as Mecha Polk makes contact, Ebert grabs him and flips him over his shoulder.
Mecha Polk isn't down for long, however, and as Ebert tries to continue his attack, the robot dashes behind him and put him in a head-lock. The androidal assassin then snaps the film critics neck and tosses Roger Ebert into his own filing cabinet.
"FILE. HIM. UNDER. G. FOR. GARBAGE." Mecha James K. Polk says as he turns and leaves the room.
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Rice
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:54 pm)
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Is that picture recent? He looks like he's lost a lot of weight but his face is still incredibly bloated.
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Vinny
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:05 pm)
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He's bloated with cancer.
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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MisfitMan
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Yogurtman
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:58 pm)
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Seika
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:44 pm)
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Sorry Crispy
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Big Fagot
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