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FTU World RII: Rambo vs. Ultimate Warrior

 
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Jason
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(Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:25 am)
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VS.
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Tough call!

Ultimate Warrior's political views get Rambo sent to some foreign country where he kills thousands of people. One of his own bullets rounds the planet and hits him in the back of the head, killing him.

Ultimate Warrior
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The Ultimate Warrior
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Ultimate Warrior gives one of his charismatic promo speeches, prompting Rambo to drop his weapons and fight like a man. Warrior rushes at Rambo attempting to knee drop him, but Rambo CQCs him. Rambo tries to snap Warrior's neck, but it is too thick and strong, so he tries to strangle him instead. Even while struggling to breathe, Warrior still manages to get a hold of one of Rambo's fingers, bending it back a full 180 degrees. Rambo merely winces, his grip around Warrior's neck only tightening. With his last ounce of strength, Ultimate Warrior bends forward and throws Rambo over his back. Rambo hits the ground hard, stunned, while Warrior coughs and hacks and struggles to breathe. Rambo tries to get up, but his arm has been popped out of its socket, as he's trying to pop it back in, Warrior comes up to him, breathing heavily.

"It hurts me to do this, pal, you're a true patriot."

Ultimate Warrior Warrior Splashes Rambo, breaking the already dislocated arm bone. As Rambo is on the ground screaming, Warrior picks him up for a suplex, which actually tears his arm off his body. This causes Warrior to become out of breath, and he puts his hands on his knees, trying to catch it.

Rambo gets up immediately, looking stoic, not only unfazed by the loss of his arm but seemingly energized by it.

"Losin' an arm ain't nothin'," he slurs, blood spurting furiously out of his arm hole, "That's why God gave us two of 'em. Just unlucky for you I still got one left."

Rambo walks over to Warrior and punches him square in the back of the neck, momentarily paralyzing him. Now incapacitated, Warrior can do nothing as Rambo strattles his body and tears his eyes out. His eye sockets exposed, Rambo dips his fingers into them and tears out Warrior's brain, piece by piece.

"Sorry, Warrior, but you gotta do what you gotta do."

Warrior's head is now completely hollow, and to finish the job Rambo stomps it flat, rips it off, and uses Ultimate Warrior's long flowing hair to cover his giant arm wound.

Rambo

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The Ultimate Warrior.
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In a sense, wouldn't The Ultimate Warrior have the blood of Rambo flowing through his veins with all the other warriors?
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Ultimate Warrior
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Ultimate Warrior mostly because of the HO KOGAN stuff.
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