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FTU World RI Wild Card: David the Gnome vs. Godzilla

 
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Jason
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:52 am)
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VS.



Bold your vote!
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Magic Juan
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:52 am)
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David the Gnome.
Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:53 am)
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Seru
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:53 am)
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Godzilla.
Magic Juan
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:08 am)
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Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:18 am)
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Hey Jason, here it is:

One day David the Gnome was riding around the forest on his fucking fox, looking for berries and lost animals with broken legs, or whatever he used to do on that show. Suddenly David hears a terrible noise echoing in the distance, almost like a cross between an air raid siren and a donkey. The forest begins to shake, and all the animals start to shriek and run around like retards.

"Uh oh, Fox, looks like I'll have to go home and warn my wife."

Whatever is making the noise is getting closer, and the forest shakes more violently with every approaching step. David races back home on his fox, determined to take his gnome wife somewhere safe.

By the time David gets back to his gnome neighborhood, the noise is deafening, and crushing sounds can be heard approaching. David runs into his house, adrenaline pumping through his tiny veins. He knows he and his wife only have one chance for escape. He tries to open the door to his bedroom, but it is locked, and in a feat of gnome strength he kicks the door down. David runs to the bed where his wife is lying, ready to take her to safety, when he realizes there's someone else in bed with her.

"YOU BITCH, YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING PAPA SMURF?"

These are David's last words, as Godzilla's foot comes crashing down on his house, which is barely even a fraction of the size of one of the beast's toe claws.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:24 am)
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That was good, thank you!
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Servbot
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DAVE THE GNOME
RPtotheMax
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:02 am)
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David the Gnome
ryanz19
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:52 am)
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Yeah, David the Gnome.
Seru
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What a bunch of hopeless fags.
Seru
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Action Hank
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:06 am)
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The sheer ridiculousness of David the Gnome defeating Godzilla in battle aside, I always hated that show.

Godzilla
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:22 pm)
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David the Gnome
MADali
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Godzilla
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Godzilla, King of All Monsters
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Godzilla
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