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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:55 am) Reply

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FTU World RI Wild Card: Ricky Williams vs. Mad Max |
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Bold your vote! _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:00 am) Reply
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| Mad Max. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:00 am) Reply

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| RICKEY WILLIAMS. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:01 am) Reply

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Ricky Williams
*smokes a d00b* |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:05 am) Reply

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| Williams said marijuana had been a better treatment since it produced fewer side effects (than Paxil).[30] In an interview with ESPN, Williams stated, "Marijuana is 10 times better for me than Paxil." |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:27 am) Reply

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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:41 am) Reply

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420!
Ricky Williams |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:50 am) Reply

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Mad Max walks onto the charred remains of a football field covered in makeshift turrets and piles of sandbags, littered with the corpses of the former Miami Dolphins. The sun is blazing, and he wipes sweat from his furrowed brow.
"I know you're here, Williams," he yells, "Show yourself!"
Behind a turret near the goal line, Ricky Williams is crouching and lighting a blunt. With every puff he takes, his body hardens and his body starts glowing green, his aura strengthening.
"I know what I must do." Ricky whispers to himself. After taking one last puff off his blunt, he throws it over the side of the turret. It ignites a pool of gasoline and creates a wall of fire in front of Mad Max.
From out of the wall of fire, Ricky charges like a bull towards Max, football in hand. Max unloads his shotgun, but the bullets all bounce off of the visor in Ricky's helmet. Ricky is enveloped in a green aura, DBZ style, and smoke trails from his feet. In an instant, he tackles Max to the ground and beats him to death with a FOOTBALL. |
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| Mad Max. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:07 am) Reply

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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:39 am) Reply

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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:22 pm) Reply

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Ricky Williams _________________
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:23 pm) Reply

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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:44 pm) Reply

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| Mad Max. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:54 pm) Reply

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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:31 pm) Reply

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| Shit, I have to go with Ricky Williams |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:12 pm) Reply

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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:54 pm) Reply

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Ricky Williams
The man gave up millions of dollars to walk the Earth like Caine from Kung Fu, and then bought a one-way plane ticket to Thailand and PROBABLY spent his time much like Rice did, learning ludicrous shit in some hidden temple.
And then he went back to the NFL because he needed money for weed. |
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