Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:49 am)

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Magic Juan · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:49 am)

CONAN.

Seriously, how did he not win before?

Mike Dunn · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:50 am)

Chairman Kaga

Seru · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:51 am)

Conan.

Servbot · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:49 am)

Conan

RPtotheMax · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:20 am)

One day Conan challenged Chairman Kaga for the title of Iron Chef and ruler of Kitchen Stadium. Kaga sent out his great ninja chef assassins to take out the new challenger...except Chen Kenichi...he's a bitch. The battle was simple. The one who pleased a panel of low tier starlets and goverment members with their food would win the day. Five seconds into the contest, Conan realized that he couldn't read. Consequently, he failed, and Chairman Kaga took his head. To this day you can see Conan's sword above Kaga's mantle...his body long been used up to provide steroids to the ultra-rare Kobe Beef.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:37 am)

How dare you call Iron Chef Chen a bitch!

Rice · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:50 am)

Seriously, fuck you.

Action Hank · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:56 am)

In the dark dank dungeon of Kitchen Stadium, the dark-haired man's body tenses like a lion ready to pounce. Ever sinew of every muscle rippling in readiness as he darts within the shadows. In the center of the stadium, Chairman Kaga, a plastic smile plastered to his weathered face, stands in front of a large table that is covered in a fine silk cloth. As the shadowy figure nears the center, Kaga's eyes shift, catching the cat-like movements.

Then suddenly, the attacker leaps forward, raising his sword in the air. The movement in instantaneous, animal-like in quality. But Kaga also moves, pulling the sheet off the table.

"By Crom!" the attacker pauses, misses his mark. His sullen blue eyes flicker at what is revealed on the table.

"SNA-AY-KE!" Kaga shouts, announcing tonight's ingredient---for death. A giant 30-foot snake sits on the table. It is a horror from the dark forgotten swamps of Stygia. Its scales shimmer like emeralds. Its eyes burn as two flames.

But the attacker has seen such monsters before. And he is a Cimmerian, not one to dwell deeply on such fearful things. A man of instinct and action. He is Conan. He has been a thief, a mercenary, a pirate king. And now he drives his sword into the darting head of the giant snake, his thrust pure and strong, slicing through the snake's tough skin like it was made of paper. The sword continues, the body of the great barbarian from the north following behind. And before Kaga can bring a head of yellow pepper to his lips, he finds his head rolling down the floor and to the base of kitchen stadium.

Conan wipes his sword clean of Kaga's uniform, then cuts several fine cuts of giant snake and prepares three delicious dishes that wow the judges.

RPtotheMax:
Not only can Conan read, but is a patron of the arts when King of Aquilonia.

ryanz19 · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:01 am)

Conan, I guess.

Big Fagot · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:44 am)

Conan

Vinny · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:23 pm)

CHAIRMAN KAGA
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Derek Payne · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:24 pm)

Conan

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:42 pm)

Mike Dunn · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:44 pm)

TL, you pussy faggot, where is your pp?

MADali · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:45 pm)

CONAN

Mike Dunn · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:56 pm)

Someone ban TL for not using his pp.

Potatoes · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:31 pm)

Chairman Kaga

MisfitMan · (Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:13 pm)

Kaga!

Captain PUNisher · (Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:27 am)

Chairman Kaga
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Said the Captain PUNisher.