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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:50 am) Reply

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FTU World RI Wild Card: Alien vs. Granfaloon |
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VS.
Bold your vote! _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:51 am) Reply

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| Fuck. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:52 am) Reply

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| This would be an excellent fight to watch. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:52 am) Reply
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| Granfaloon. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:53 am) Reply

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Legion.
Yeah, Granfaloon. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:55 am) Reply

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Granfaloon
Don't worry, just fixing a typo.
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:58 am) Reply

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| The Alien charges at Granfaloon, hissing and gritting its two sets of teeth. It latches onto the side of the giant globe and starts ripping through the flesh of the thousands of zombies which make up its surface. It manages to tear through a huge section of the horrific, otherworldly creatures before one of the hidden parasite's tentacles grabs it and throws it to the ground, shooting it with a laser beam. As the Alien lies on the ground, momentarily incapacitated, hordes of zombies dropped off of Granfaloon and swarmed it, attempting to feed on its flesh, but only ended up being burned and melted by the Alien's acid blood. Dazed but not beaten, the alien once again latches itself onto the mass of bodies, tearing through them with ease as its wounds bleed acid all over them. Driven only by its hunger for flesh and destruction, the Alien murders more than half of the bodies covering Granfaloon, but its mind is too simple to grasp the severity of the situation it is putting itself in. With most of its tentacles now exposed, the parasite beneath the mounds of corpses wraps itself around the Alien's body. The Alien screams in agony as Granfaloon absorbs it into itself. The Alien is now a part of the mass of corpses covering the giant parasite as it rolls around the room, recollecting the downed zombies which litter the ground. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:59 am) Reply

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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:27 am) Reply

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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:20 pm) Reply

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Granfaloon _________________
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:23 pm) Reply

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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:41 pm) Reply
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:44 pm) Reply

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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:54 pm) Reply

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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:25 am) Reply

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Granfaloon _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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