Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

222. ZAPD BLOO



Strengths: By far the most attractive woman Chris ever had a chance with.
Weaknesses: Because she was also by far the most insane.

221. NEIL ARMSTRONG



Strengths: The first man to walk on the Moon.
Weaknesses: Once he was there, he didn't punch it in half.

125. WINSTON CHURCHILL



Strengths: Very possibly history's greatest leader.
Weaknesses: Not counting Americans.

161. THE JOKER (replacing Laser)



Strengths: History's greatest madman, whose all-encompassing insanity fatally consumes those who attempt to portray him.
Weaknesses: Why so dead?

145. LOBO



Strengths: Conceived as a parody of rugged anti-heroes like Wolverine and The Punisher's Tits.
Weaknesses: Ended up embraced by the same galactically-stupid retards who didn't realize that their idols were being mocked.
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[Mike Dunn]

Shittiest choices thus far.

[MADali]

To make this more interesting, I'll post revealing pictures of Zapd Bloo depending on each round. I guess, its been now 7-8 years since I have the pictures, I suppose its not an assholeish thing to do now if I post them.

This round will be a fully clothed picture round.

[Jason]

The best he can do, everybody.
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[MADali]

By the way, I'd like to mention that I did not nominate Zapd, and I don't actually care if she advances and this is a shitty batch.

[Big Fagot]

Mmm yeah baby I love dat Frigida haircut

[RPtotheMax]

That second picture has far too much man jaw. She looks like she could be a boxer.

[Jason]

The picture I used isn't her, RPtotheMax and other naïve people.
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[L Ron Butterfly]

I can't believe I'm the only one who voted for Winston Churchill.


Actually, Zadp Bloo isn't half bad, and I can see people voting for her to get nude pictures.

[Rice]

Lobo is great.

[cloacal kiss]

Zapd has a good body and I bet her face could look better than the picture MADali posted.

I guess I'll vote for Lobo based on the information in his Strengths and Weaknesses.

[Rice]

He killed the entire roster of DC superheroes in a single issue!

[Mike Dunn]

That may be, but in all honesty most DC Superheroes are pussies.

[Action Hank]

I feel bad for Zaph Bloo because she was in an abusive relationship when she was married, and admitted that her husband would basically rape her and do all sorts of humiliating things to her.

Or else she is a compulsive liar. Either way, I couldn't deny my inner Batman fanboy, even if Dark Knight probably ruined the Joker for the next few years with overexposure.

Then again, the Joker did kill Alexander Luthor just because Alexander left him out of his schemes in Infinite Crisis. And at one time Alexander Luthor was one of the most powerful people in the DC universe.

[MADali]

There is no such thing as rape in marriage.

[Mike Dunn]

[L Ron Butterfly]

The Universe Through The Eyes of Stupid White Girl:

White Guy: Person I marry and complain about a lot.

Jewish Guy: Person to whom I complain about my husband.

Muslim Guy: Person to whom I send naked images of myself.

And this has been

The Universe Through the Eyes of STupid White Girl.

[Vinny]

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[cloacal kiss]

I don't get why Ace is bragging about knowing Zapd's personal life 7 years ago.

[Action Hank]

Am I bragging? I didn't intend to do that. I was trying to add to the conversation.