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FTU World RI: Mad Max vs. bitter gigatron
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PICTURE THE FIGHT
Mad Max
16%
 16%  [ 4 ]
Dio Brando
33%
 33%  [ 8 ]
Abraham Lincoln
12%
 12%  [ 3 ]
Roger Ebert
33%
 33%  [ 8 ]
bitter gigatron
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 24

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Jason
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:48 am)
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206. MAD MAX



Strengths: I bet this guy's a total badass.
Weaknesses: And an anti-Semite.

84. DIO BRANDO



Strengths: Huge and superstrong.
Weaknesses: Or, what, his STAND is? What's the difference, faggot?

162. ABRAHAM LINCOLN



Strengths: Freed the fucking slaves.
Weaknesses: So? Captain America has a SHIELD with AMERICA on it. That's why he advanced and Lincoln will do as well as Baggin' Saggin' Barry.

94. ROGER EBERT



Strengths: They call him... the genius of cinema.
Weaknesses: OK, but where's his fucken STAND?

32. BITTER GIGATRON



Strengths: EPIC WIN
Weaknesses: OH MAN, EPIC FAIL
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Seru
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:11 am)
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Dio and THE WORLD and neither huge nor super strong. They stop time and drop steamrollers on people.
Jason
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:15 am)
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That you for making that distinction.
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Seru
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:41 am)
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He's also a vampire.
Big Fagot
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:17 am)
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Actually, by the time he dies, Dio is both huge and superstrong. He has massive muscles and throws cars around!
Seru
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:20 am)
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Neat.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:22 am)
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DIIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fagzilla
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:44 pm)
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UNBAN MY OTHER ACCOUNTS RIGHT NOW.

THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.

FUCKIN G FAGGOTS, EVEN FUCKING LEXY IS GOING TO BE AGAINST ME ON THIS.
Fagzilla
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:49 pm)
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There's just no defense in any matchup featuring a popular Japanese anime/video game character!

God damn gay Dio.
Fagzilla
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:19 pm)
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Come to think of it, I'd vote for all of these guys if each of them were up against the scrubs that make up so much of this tournament.

I'd only vote for Dio for Lexy's sake, but still.

Man, I hate all these loaded matchups.

The choice is always either "meh, whatever (five shitty idiots)" or "GOD DAMN THIS IS HARD" or "this is easy for me, but the competition against my choice is bullshit unfair," is what I mean.
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:53 pm)
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One time, Abraham Lincoln was acting like a dick and wrote letters to the local newspaper calling James Shields, attorney and auditor of the State of Illinois, a mick faggot who couldn't get shit done because he was a useless Irishman.

So Shields challenged him to a duel and let Lincoln choose the rules. Lincoln accepted and said, we're going to fucking fight it out with broadswords, but was nervous because he was so huge and super strong that Shields didn't have a chance against his might and Lincoln was no murderer. So he showed off his power by cutting the branch off a tree with one stroke and the other guy decided to settle this with words because, fuck.

Lincoln promised himself he would never be a dick like that again, then twenty years later tricked the Confederates into attacking AMERICA.
L Ron Butterfly
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:00 pm)
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That's a very good story, Andre, but I already voted for Roger Ebert.
Servbot
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:18 pm)
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I voted for Abraham Lincoln because I wouldn't be here right now without his help.
Big Fagot
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:26 pm)
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Lexy likes Jojo?

Has she read Vinny's translations?
Fagzilla
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:34 pm)
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Yes, and yes.

This has been discussed before.
Potatoes
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:00 pm)
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Roger Ebert has written some literally insane things lately. http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2008/12/things_fall_apart_the_centre_c.html

Plus, he is married to a Black Chick, but he doesn't really care for Black People movies. What is the deal with that?
cloacal kiss
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:09 pm)
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Andre's story about Abraham Lincoln is in the seminal self-help book How to Win Friends and Influence People.
cloacal kiss
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:09 pm)
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I voted for Ebert though. Your movie sucks!!!
MADali
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:01 pm)
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I wanted to vote for Mad Max, but the correct choice is Ebert.

He hates video games, so if he wins, he will the tournament's nemesis
Fagzilla
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(Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 pm)
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Haha, bitter gigatron.
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