Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

62. GUAN YU



Strengths: His name sounds like
Weaknesses: GO ON, YOU!

207. ROCKY



Strengths: A symbol of hope and determination for all of America.
Weaknesses: So was Tony Soprano and you STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS voted for some cartoon chink instead.

136. L



Strengths: All right, so it's a little ironic that the cartoon chink that I nominated shows up immediately after I wrote that, but that should tell you about the integrity and depth of L's character.
Weaknesses: Why should you be impressed, though, since he never roundhouse kicked the fucking Moon or some bullshit?

14. MANFRED VON RICHTHOFEN



Strengths: The most successful flying ace in WWI.
Weaknesses: I don't care if he was on the wrong side, I'm just relieved he's not a Castlevania character.

255. MARTIN PRINCE



Strengths: Huge and supersmart.
Weaknesses: Is basically Peter Jones.
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[Seru]

I voted L for the moral support.

[Seru]

Or I clicked the wrong box accidentally. Whatever makes you feel better about the inevitable defeat.

[MADali]

But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward.

[RPtotheMax]

Rocky Balboa will die of old age without the need of some magical note. L wins.

[Action Hank]

Guan Yu was very powerful and brave. One time, he continued to play a game of Go even as a doctor scraped poison from the bones in his arm, and acted like he felt nothing.

"...during a siege on Fancheng (樊城, present day Xiangfan, Hubei), Guan Yu was struck in the right arm by a bolt fired by crossbowers from the city walls. The arrow was promptly removed but poison smeared on the arrowhead had already seeped deep to the bone. As he was unwilling to abandon the offensive campaign, his subjects had to send for physicians to the camp to treat the poisoned arm.

The famed physician Hua Tuo came by a boat from the east and went to see Guan Yu, who was playing a game of go with adviser Ma Liang. After examining the wound, Hua Tuo told Guan Yu he had to cut open the flesh and scrape off the residual poison on the surface of the bones. He also suggested that the patient place the injured arm through a ring fixed to a pillar to prevent movement in the absence of anesthesia, and that blindfold be applied. However, Guan Yu requested that the primitive surgery be performed on the spot, while he continued the game. Those around him cringed at the sound of the knife scraping the bone, but Guan Yu ate and drank, talked and laughed as if he did not feel any pain, presumably not to affect the morale of his army."

His ghost was powerful enough kill people:

"...after executing Guan Yu and reclaiming Jingzhou (荊州), Sun Quan threw a feast to celebrate and commend Lü Meng, chief planner and commander of the maneuver to capture Jingzhou and Guan Yu. On the feast, however, Lü Meng was possessed by Guan Yu's spirit and seized Sun Quan. As others rushed forward to save their lord, the possessed Lü Meng swore revenge. In moments, Lü Meng collapsed onto the floor and died. The frightened Sun Quan then sent Guan Yu's severed head in a wooden box to Cao Cao, meaning to sow a discord between the Kingdom of Shu and Kingdom of Wei.

When Cao Cao opened the box, he saw that Guan Yu looked as he did alive. Cao Cao smiled and said to Guan Yu's head, "I hope you are well since we last parted." To his horror, Guan Yu opened his mouth, and the long beard and hairs stood on their ends. Cao Cao fell to the floor and did not regain consciousness for a long time. When he did, he exclaimed, "General Guan is truly a god from heaven!" He then ordered the head be buried with honors accorded to a noble."


He was deified as the Chinese God of War, and is still worshiped by many in Southern China.

[Fagzilla]

Keep pushing these, Ace.

[Action Hank]

Well, someone has to.