Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:08 am)

276. SCIPIO AFRICANUS

Strengths: Some historical figure that Yogurtman will come in here and post some idiosyncratic bit of trivia about before proceeding to vote for somebody else.
Weaknesses: More like Scipio Niggeranus.

63. ZHUGE LIANG

Strengths: Maybe his name is actually pronounced "Huge Wang."
Weaknesses: This is the fucker in Theldorrin's personal picture, so it is abjectly impossible to view him as anything other than a petulant, whiny bitch-nerd.

58. SPUDS MACKENZIE

Strengths: The dog that made drinking beer look so appealing to teenagers in the late eighties that all of our older siblings now have kids and are on welfare.
Weaknesses: He is nominated, while Slurms MacKenzie is left out to rot.

77. GRIFFITH

Strengths: You fuckers have backed yourselves into a corner here, because you all apparently think he's an abominable faggot, but he's also from your precious shitty manga so what are you gonna do now?
Weaknesses: Oh fuck, he has no competition this round.

234. ALLAH

Strengths: Does anyone else picture Kami when they think of Allah?
Weaknesses: Is it just me that imagines Kami instructing a bunch of Sand Popos to attack the infidels?
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Seru · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:21 am)

Hey, it's not a strength of morals contest.

bitter gigatron · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:10 am)

Scipio was famous for defeating Hannibal and screwing lots of women. That legacy should have afforded him a better bust. Man, look at that shit! Unless he actually walked around Rome in black face that thing is horrible.

Action Hank · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:49 am)

Zhuge Liang was the smartest Chinese that ever lived.

MADali · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:55 pm)

These verse is for all the non-believers:

002.013 - When it is said to them: "Believe as the others believe:" They say: "Shall we believe as the fools believe?" Nay, of a surety they are the fools, but they do not know.

MADali · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:57 pm)

005.033 - The only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger and strive after corruption in the land will be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter theirs will be an awful doom;

Action Hank · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:23 pm)

Describe Islamic Hell, please.

Yogurtman · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:21 pm)

I don't have any TRIVIA about Scipio Africanus, I just think his name is awesome, and it's made more awesome by the fact that he added "Africanus" to it himself after he kicked the asses of a bunch of Africans.