PICTURE THE FIGHT |
Sephiroth |
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19% |
[ 4 ] |
D'Lo Brown |
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33% |
[ 7 ] |
Pol Pot |
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19% |
[ 4 ] |
Pappy Arschloch |
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9% |
[ 2 ] |
Hiroyuki Sakai |
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19% |
[ 4 ] |
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Total Votes : 21 |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:03 am) Reply

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FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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129. SEPHIROTH
Strengths: Is the best and greatest villain of all time, of any story ever told.
Weaknesses: Yogurtman told me that he'll ban you (you personally, whoever is reading this) if you don't vote for him.
198. D'LO BROWN
Strengths: Horrifically broke a man's neck once by complete professional accident and this has led to his adoption by a bunch of fucking gay and retarded assholes on the Internet.
Weaknesses: Chris Benoit is far more deserving of your adulation but what the fuck do you care HEY GUYS LOOK AT HOW POWERFUL VINCE MCMAHON'S WALK TO THE RING IS HE'S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
275. POL POT
Strengths: [Pol Pot trivia courtesy of Yogurtman]
Weaknesses: He's going to lose.
37. PAPPY ARSCHLOCH
Strengths: Someone else can suggest a better picture, I don't care.
Weaknesses: Vote Sephiroth!
259. HIROYUKI SAKAI (replacing Kevin French)
Strengths: The most wins of any Iron Chef, with the second most number of battles.
Weaknesses: He was an Iron Chef French, which is the least manly cuisine. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:07 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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I wonder if Sephiroth will get 2 votes. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:08 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Hey, something I did! aw yeah |
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bitter gigatron Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 824 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:27 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Only D'Lo is the REAL DEAL NOW option, but I wouldn't be upset if Pol Pot somehow won this. Pol Pot is an awesome name is what I'm trying to say. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3037 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:39 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Anytime Pol Pot did anything anywhere at anytime, the Dead Kennedys' song Holiday in Cambodia would immediately start to play. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:40 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Pappy Arschloch is huge and super strong, guys. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3037 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:44 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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I cannot tell if that's a painting or a wax statue of Hitler. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:53 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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And he looks nothing like Hitler. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:05 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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I voted for whichever had the most votes, because I didn't want Jason's gay internet Sephiroth to win |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:42 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Pol Pot was the ruler of Cambodia for three years, and in that timeframe he killed more than 25% of the population.
That's a pace not even Hitler can match! |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:56 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Hey, I've been to Cambodia, asshole, so how about you grow up a little
Meanwhile, no matter how gay the Japanese are, cheffing it is a tribute to behold. I vote IronCheck guy |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:29 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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French cuisine is kind of manly because shit like foie gras involves torturing cattle by force-feeding it through a hole in its throat.
Anyway, Jason should get 300 more contestants and do a second half to this tournament. _________________
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:31 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Sephiroth vs. Hiroyuki Sakai |
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Foie gras is duck liver. |
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