Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

Please sticky this!!!

THIS TEST IS MOSTLY FOR MEN BUT PLEASE GOD TAKE IT MORGAN!!!!

First of all, only the most Manly of Men would have the courage to take this test and answer truthfully. This test will have 8 multiple choice question's, Copy and Paste the test below, and fill in the answer and Why questions.

Example:

Question #1: What kind of potato Chips do you like?

A. Cool Ranch
B: Lays
C: Corn Chips

Answer: A. Cool Ranch

Why? Because I love the Ranch Flavor and the Spicy texture.

Leaving any of These questions Blank means your a fucking Pussy, if there is a question you refuse to answer, then dont even take the test you fucking Pussy. And yes, I came up with all of these questions.

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Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer?

Why?

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer?

Why?

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?

Who?

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?

Why?

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer?

What?

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?

Why?

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer?

Why?

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer?

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?

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END OF TEST, GOOD LUCK FTU!!!

[Richard Cristopolis]

Your test is filthy and I'll have none of it!

*crumples up test*

*throws back in homeless man's face who is handing them out*

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.

Answer? B

Why?
Of course I'd fuck the hottest man in the world! Shit, I'd do that anyway. And I'm fucking HIS ass? Are you kidding me? At least make it a LITTLE bit harder, by giving him a huge, thick cock and the deal being he fucks MY ass. This didn't even require 3 seconds of deliberation.


A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.

Answer? A

Why?
I love my mother. The money is absolutely ridiculous. I can find other ways of making 100 million dollars, through my own brilliance. And if not, who cares? I'll still completely rule. And that's something money can't buy!


Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? Yes

Who? Who? More like, what. I've masturbated to hundreds of non-human subjects. I masturbated to a drawing I did once, because it came out really well. I've masturbated to a well-sculpted/polished piece of burl.



Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? B

Why?
Evil and suffering exist because humanity has chosen them to exist, for its own spiritual development. Evil and (material) suffering could be ended TODAY if this species so desired. If the world were a happy place, it would defeat our purpose in existing.



Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? Yes.

What?
There are a million possible situations. I can't really narrow it down. I would give my life to save two or more (unless they were known scum).




Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? No.

Why?
What does there not being a god have to do with the second part of the question? Anyway, I wouldn't rape because I would get no pleasure out of rape. Raping someone would be horrible!





A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? B

Why?
Since there's a chance I might not get to the guy, and I'm going to get 50 grand either way, and the guy was the first to say "let her drown!" he's probably a worse person anyway. You could say she's just as bad, but he spoke first so she's just reacting to him being a dick.





A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? B

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?
This is a silly question. First, I'd rather have sex with a woman than a man. Second, I'd rather have sex with a 15 year old than a 42 year old. Third, the bond between a MOTHER AND CHILD is precious, and can be destroyed by incest. Actually, I don't know. Maybe my mom.

[Seru]

No wonder Chris is such a failure.

Not only will he pass up the chance to get $100 million, he'll wipe out his own existence in the process.

Actually, nevermind.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Being poor and struggling from the ground up is a lot more exciting and challenging and fulfilling than being some rich, pampered baby. Everyone adjusts to what they have. It becomes the new "normal." Expenses rise to meet income.

Haha, everyone is so materialistic except me! Nobody GETS that money doesn't make you happy. Chase, chase, chase, my hungry ghosts! Chase after your empty comforts and pleasures. Chase and devour and grow ever hungrier!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

MO MONEY, MO PROBLEMS

[Big Fagot]

You know, a lot of famous, really great geniuses that everybody loves have committed suicide.

Historically.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I guess I'll never have that problem LOL

[Seru]

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

Answer? C.

Why?

I don't put genitals in my mouth.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

Answer? B.

Why?

Since I'm probably a painful reminder of that particular rape and therefore partially responsible for her suicide, fuck that bitch. Such a weak willed individual doesn't deserve to exist.

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

Answer? No.

Who? Nobody!

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

Answer? No.

Why?

Suicide is an inherently evil act in and of itself. I'd be a hypocrite! Also, villainy is far more interesting than heroism. I'd hate for people to get bored.


Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? Yes.

What?

That's too broad a question and there certainly isn't a definitive answer.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

Answer? No.

Why?

I'm not an inhuman beast. That's why!

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

Answer? B.

Why?

Does the money even matter? Save the person that has the greatest chance of survival. That's just common sense.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

Answer? B.

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?

I was inspired by Roy Jonze. Jr. No further explanation necessary.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

As a spectator, mother/son is way, way, way hotter than brother/sister.

It's so WRONG!

[Big Fagot]

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer?
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World.

Why?
How hard is that? I'm not so grossed out by a dick downstairs that I couldn't forget it while her pants are still on. These choices are actually in reverse order of preference. Can you imagine the ugliest woman in the entire fucking world? I'd rather suck TEN dicks.


Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer?
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Why?
I'm sorry for her suffering but I deserve to live. With my hundred million dollars I will buy her the best treatment in the world.


Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A: Yes

Who?
I'm not sure what counts as an image of a woman, but I've jerked off many times and it's just a matter of numbers.


Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
Need more information!

Why?
I don't get it. What does a world without Evil look like? I want to know what I'm buying.


Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer?
Hard to say!

What?
If I'm supposed to answer this like an Internet tough guy, then yeah, I'd give it up for the honor of a woman and the freedom of my people.


Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A: Yes

Why?
This question makes no fucking sense. I like that **JON** had to include the first sentence because otherwise Yahweh will swoop down and beat your ass. Anyway, it sounds like both options are equivalent, so it doesn't matter, so what the fuck, sure.


Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer?
B

Why?
I don't need to be an Internet tough guy for this one. I'd rescue her and then try to save the guy.


Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer?
B.

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?
All the other options are unreasonable. Also, why is my dad so old?

[Seru]

You certainly champion your reputation as an Internet tough guy.

What a dick!

[Theldorrin]

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer?
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World.

Why?
This is really more about what you're doing than the person you're doing it with.


Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer?
A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.

Why?
Reproduction is immoral.


Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A: Yes

Who?
Do people only ever masturbate to images?


Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A: Yes

Why?
A world without evil is a world in which I am almost omnipotent. So my death wouldn't last very long.


Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer?
Yes

What?
See Question 4.


Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A: Yes

Why?
Paradoxes are neat. Plus, both answers are semantically the same.


Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer?
D: Let them both Die

Why?
This is assuming that they're common individuals with no special attributes that would weigh in their favour.


Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer?
This question is not valid.

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?
This scenario allows for options that you didn't listl because you're not forced to do one of the answers listed.

[Big Fagot]

I don't understand the difference between A and D in the drowning question.

[Theldorrin]

The difference is that D is about punishing them for their insolence. Whereas A is about you being greedy.

[Jason]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer?
C

Why?
Because I am extremely attracted to shemales and I'd give so much just to have any kind of sex with just a decent one, never mind the hottest in the world.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer?
B

Why?
Having that money would finally give me the WILL to live!

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A

Who?
Well, uh, heh heh.

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
A

Why?
I guess this would be a pretty noble thing to do.

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer?
Probably.

What?
I don't know.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer?
Fuck yes.

Why?
Free rape, faggot!

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer?
B

Why?
This seems like the most moral choice.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer?
B

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?
Duhhhhh.

[Matthew Outland]

DOesnt B give you the same amount?

[johnbuisthegreat]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer? HOW THE FUCK WOULD A WIZARD BE STRONGER THAN ME IM NOT GAY BUT ILL FUCK HIM IN THE ASS TILL HIS HEAD POPS OFF THEN CALL HIM A FAG!

Why? cause im a man

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer? money

Why? ... cause it is money

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? no

Who? i like boobs

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? no

Why? cause i am evil

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? no

What? i was thinking that instead of suicide being cowardice and weak that maybe it is so manly that no one else can take your life except you but i wouldnt give up my life for anything fuck that

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? yes?

Why? this question is confusing

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? save her

Why? money and stuff or maybe if she was ugly save him and get money and if he is rich he might know good looking women and shit

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? i would have killed all the orcs!

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?

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END OF TEST, GOOD LUCK FTU!!!

[Username]

I would use the rape time machine to go back and rape my mother causing myself to come into existence, and then use the other time machine to go back and prevent the rape and nullify my existence.

[Spamdini]

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer? C

Why? Because only my genitals are involved At least I'm getting all the pleasure and the world's ugliest woman is likely a travesty that I would not like to be within ten miles of.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer? B

Why? I'll cease to exist if I do A. Plus I could destroy existance by creating a paradox.

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? A

Who? I used hentai. Hentai is a drawing.

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? A

Why? FOR JUSTICE!

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? Yes

What? To become omnipotent

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? A

Why? Because rape without the guilt or threat of eternal damnation is worth trying once.

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? D

Why? I'm not that strong a swimmer and they sound like jerks. I also highly doubt I would receive any money. I don't see how A and D aren't the same, though.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? B

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People? This one is fairly obvious