Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:28 am)

30. PYRAMID HEAD

Strengths: He is raping mannequins in his debut scene, which is as good of an introduction as anyone has ever had in history.
Weaknesses: Whored out with the territory in anything called Silent Hill now.

215. ALIENS

Strengths: Aliens are grey guys with big eyes. They look extremely fucking similar to humans but short and their two eyes which are in the middle part of the front of their head (they have heads) are big and bug-like. They're naked and fragile and made of meat, and they have to walk around. They walk around on the ground with their fucking feet, where they can trip and step on shit. Aliens have meaty bodies, and if you stab them with a sharp rock you find on the ground, they will bleed and die because they never thought of that happening to them. Aliens are naked and look like people, but they have big eyes, and aliens can fly faster than light.
Weaknesses: http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1838

216. GHOSTS

Strengths: They can haunt you and put fucking orbs in your pictures and shit.
Weaknesses: Nothing can kill ghosts, retard.

191. NOSFERATU ZODD

Strengths: Super-powered manga character that faggots jerk their dicks over.
Weaknesses: Was defeated by Guts and Guts WILL NOT WIN.

99. SOLID SNAKE

Strengths: Fully capable of sneaking through anywhere in the world without detection, or of mercilessly killing the entire population of anywhere in the world.
Weaknesses: Was a tool of the government (or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But at least I always fought for what I believed in. Snake... farewell...) for most of his life.
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Seru · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:33 am)

Guts never beat Zodd. Somebody get this knucklehead a Berserk torrent.

Jason · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:35 am)

[02:00] <FagBigot> Who was the last guy Guts DEFEATED?
[02:00] <FagBigot> He needed help to not-kill Ganishka.
[02:00] <FagBigot> He beat Serpico but he's not a monster.
[02:00] <FagBigot> He beat some possessed whales and tigers, but fuck them.
[02:00] <BruceWayne> Ogles
[02:01] <BruceWayne> Slan
[02:01] <FagBigot> All he did was stab some troll bowels!
[02:01] <FagBigot> The ogre was pretty tough but it couldn't talk so it's not a real boss.
[02:02] <FagBigot> He beat Zodd in a swordfight.
[02:02] <FagBigot> That might be his last best victory.
[02:02] <FagBigot> Zodd is tuff!
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Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:37 am)

Yeah, but immediately after that, Zodd transformed and almost murdered Guts.

Big Fagot · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:37 am)

We then agreed that even though he ran away from Grunbeld, it was impressive as stalemates go.

Jason · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:38 am)

FIGURE THIS OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES THEN
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Username · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:40 am)

I don't really like anything here, and I can't vote for tits Sad

Big Fagot · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:41 am)

Man, Pyramid Head, Snake, Zodd.

Not easy!

Seru · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:41 am)

The only person to beat Zodd is Griffith. And he's a cheating faggot!

Jason · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:55 am)

ANY MAN WHO DOES NOT VOTE FOR SNAKE IS NOT WORTHY OF THE AIR HE IS CURRENTLY STEALING FROM THE EARTH AND ITS INHABITANTS.
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Seika · (Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:08 pm)

I voted for Snake but now I'm not so sure.

I mean, even Big Boss couldn't beat a ghost and he's basically the same guy as Snake.