| PICTURE THE FIGHT |
| Wolverine |
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14% |
[ 3 ] |
| Tai Lung |
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4% |
[ 1 ] |
| Hanson |
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42% |
[ 9 ] |
| Joseph Joestar |
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38% |
[ 8 ] |
| Left Eye |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
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| Total Votes : 21 |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:09 pm)
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239. WOLVERINE
Strengths: Mutant healing ability, adamantium skeleton and claws.
Weaknesses: Has to fight off the adulation of thousands of fucking nerd virgins before every fight.
142. TAI LUNG
Strengths: Is a snow leopard that knows Kung Fu.
Weaknesses: When Tanis invited me to her furry cybersex MUSH, she made my character a snow leopard.
284. HANSON
Strengths: Much more talented and lovable than all these other faggot tween boy bands like the Jonas Brothers.
Weaknesses: I certainly can't think of any.
86. JOSEPH JOESTAR
Strengths: His stand gives him the power to control thorny vines and also telepathy.
Weaknesses: Is like eighty years old now, he can't even fucking walk!
174. LEFT EYE
Strengths: Wore a condom on her left eye in order to promote safe sex when fucking someone in the eye socket.
Weaknesses: Of the eight people in the car accident that took her life, she was the only one killed, suggesting frailty.
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SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 2111
(Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:23 pm)
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*Tai Lung is enslaved in the rape chamber*
Tai Lung: NOOOOOOOOOO
*does an upwards jumpkick through 4 floors each floor having one of the other voting options hanging out there and they're all jump kicked through and killed forever. Wolverine dies of sadness.* |
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Seika
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 1353
(Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:26 pm)
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| Wait, is JOTARO in this? |
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:38 pm)
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| Quote: | Strengths: Much more talented and lovable than all these other faggot tween boy bands like the Jonas Brothers.
Weaknesses: I certainly can't think of any. |
Jason's status as a faggot with bad taste: confirmed. |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:07 am)
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Either you think I sincerely can't name any weaknesses of Hanson, or you are indignantly scoffing at the mere whisper that Hanson is in any way superior to the Jonas Brothers.
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 5181
(Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:22 am)
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I want to think that Chris believe you were really into Hanson because of your relative age difference, and he's thinking "heh heh stupid faggot kid."
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Yogurtman
Odin
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
Posts: 2248
(Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:48 am)
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| Are these things rigged? 9 posters really voted for Hanson? |
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