PICTURE THE FIGHT |
Gimp Mask |
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48% |
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Matthew Outland |
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51% |
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Total Votes : 27 |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:29 pm) Reply

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FTU FIGHTS RIII: Gimp Mask vs. Matthew Outland |
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PICTURE THE FIGHT _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:33 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU FIGHTS RIII: Gimp Mask vs. Matthew Outland |
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Fuck
There are defenses to be made
Gimp Mask does something stupid, takes the wrong drug before combat, isn't really in to fighting as much as you'd think, etc.
He'd fall easily, on the other hand he doesn't need to make that many swings
I vote for Clotho (Gimp Mask?) |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:05 am) Reply

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Whoah, what the fuck?
Round 2 voting lasted like 2 hours.
Bullshit.
I hadn't even gotten around to Round 1 yet. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:06 am) Reply

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Not that the whole thing isn't a shittily-seeded sham anyway.
bitter gigatron vs. me (bullshit that I lost), then vs. DEREK??
He defeated me for nothing! |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:07 am) Reply

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Yeah, that's what happened all right. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:44 am) Reply

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Gimp Mask is pinned to the wall by Matthew Outland's nimble hound. He lets the dog wrap its jaws around the handle of his huge Sludgehammer, then bursts forward and throws it to the ground. He seizes his chance and destroys the animal with one swing before dropping his pants and masturbating.
His concentration is broken by murmurs from the opponent he forgot about. "Austin ... feminazis ... Duke Wellington" mutters Outland, frenziedly digging at his pockets looking for something. Gimp Mask, rather than pulling up his pants, steps up and out of them and hobbles over with hammer in tow. He raises it for a killing blow, but Outland produces his magical ruby and holds it in his face.
Gimp Mask is blasted to nothingness as though by a murderous spray of ultra hot steam that burns and shreds flesh. Outland stuffs the wondrous item into a different pocket than the one it was in and ambles off down some train tracks arguing with himself about Slavs. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:06 am) Reply

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It has to be Matthew Outland, because Gimp Mask is a skinny retard who tried to commit suicide. That's not very manly. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:40 am) Reply

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Outland has to win the tournament. |
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bitter gigatron Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 824 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:02 pm) Reply

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Hi there!
I was saying the samething, Chris! I almost Kamehameha-ed myself (don't ask) when a saw the voting results. Chalk this up as another FTU screw job, I guess. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:55 pm) Reply
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Twenty-six? Shenanigans. |
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