Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[My Head Hurts 90]

In the middle of the decaying ruins of Jacksonville there is a group of men huddled closely around a fire. They are naked and silent, tearing hunks of raw meat from the corpse hoisted over the flame, the first fresh meal that the group had seen in more than three weeks. Encircling the men are towering mounds of rubble and trash left over from the old world.

A sudden figure is heard scuttling towards them. As it makes its way toward the light emitted from the fire, it is revealed that it is one of their old members. He has long been presumed dead, having been missing for more than 2 months after being sent out to look for food. It would’ve been better if he had been however: he is missing the lower half of his jaw along with part of his torso. In his right hand he is vigilantly clutching a small black rectangle, no more than six or seven inches long. After emitting a howl he flicks the switch on the right side of it and a light begins to emit from the center of it. Immediately after, his entrails fall out of what is left of his mouth, and collapses.

The five men stare at the light and immediately work themselves into a frenzy. The largest one of the group reaches towards the nearest member and brains him with his fist before tearing the flesh off of his face and running off into the wild. Two others have begun to grapple as they had tumbling towards the fire. They enter, the flames enveloping them as they try to gouge each other’s eyes out. The bones in the remaining member’s legs burst from of his skin and he starts bleeding from his eyes. He crawls madly towards the black shape as if possessed.

He reaches the small rectangle and a slight smile comes across his face before dying.

A week later, a small man dressed in robes arrives. He does not find any bodies, but a strange black item on the ground. He gazes at the light in the center of the object.

WELCOME TO MADDEN 2009 FOR THE PSP

“Oh my god.”

[Spamdini]

How do you brain someone?

[My Head Hurts 90]

Used as a verb it means to destroy someone's skull.

[FancyMichael]

Spamdini is a stupid faggot!

[Spamdini]

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