Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:45 am)

Since I'm procrastinating, I might as well make a thread about how my procrastination will lead to me flipping burgers and doing gay porn for the rest of my life to make ends (The end of a dick into the end of a man (The ass)) meet.

I will probably try to get into Graduate work as a political science major, but my CGPA is total shit right now and I don't have a good work ethic in terms of school work. I've also been depressed all year so I should probably get on medication or something!!!! I'm thinking about law school but my CGPA is not realistically good enough at this point. I could easily shoehorn my way into teaching at a private school, and make a decent living off of a relatively easy job, either way, I'll probably be in schooling for the next 4 or so years.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:32 am)

Decent LSAT scores can carry a bad GPA.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:41 am)

If a 10 on the MCAT can carry a 2.7 into Harvard Medical School, then you shouldn't have a problem.

Jason · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:43 am)

Spending shitloads on college and fucking hating it and my life and waiting until I graduate to start training to be MisfitMan.

YEAH YEAH WOO

Theldorrin · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:01 pm)

All of the law schools in Canada have ridiculous standards, I think.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:43 pm)

Coming to the desperate realization that TIME IS ACTUALLY PASSING and I'm ACTUALLY not in my 20s anymore and soon enough I'm going to be 40, then 50, then dead, and if I don't want to be a remorseful middle-aged sack of shit I'd better start going on adventures.

Servbot · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:27 pm)

This comment is for those who will continue they're college careers after they receive their bachelors: Why? You have a degree. Why not just got out there and get a job? I guess I know the reason why, money. Right? I can't think of any other reason to stay in college for another 2-4 years. With a decent internship you can just slip your way into a job that pays at least 30k a year and work your way up from there.

Once I get my major in public relations, its my goal to move to San Fransico, Ca or Austin, Tx and work for an up and coming advertising agency.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:30 pm)

Seriously, it's so shocking and offensive that I'm 30. It's ridiculous.

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:36 pm)

i think you being 30 just fits well

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:37 pm)

i got to turn in some papers and go to Virginia saturday

no college 17.50 an hour!
deployed with chance of dying!!! yay! i dont care when i live ill buy a car and race it into a tree to prove how manly I am and that i can defeat anything!

Nickass · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:11 pm)

Trying to build my freelance career, while at the same time hunting for a full time job locally that utilizes the education and degree I got.

I hate not having enough money. I fucking hate it. It's soul-draining to be constantly worrying about whether I can afford this or that, and not being able to buy or do anything fun ever. I just want enough so that I don't have to worry about it anymore. 30k, 100k, whatever.

MADali · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm)

Working, and hating it, but also realizing that there isnt really any particular job I'd enjoy doing, so I'm sticking to this, until there is war in Iran, so I go kill some fucking Americans.

Roy · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:12 pm)

I don't really know what I'm doing. I won't mind turning 30 THAT much, 40 will be much worse. That's the age when professional athletes that were once superstars now have to beg a team to let him on, and they sign him out of pity because "he'll be good in the locker room" or some lame explanation. When is the human brain at its peak? I know that old people can continue to get smarter simply by accumulating knowledge, but at generally what age is the brain functioning at its highest level?

I'm still avoiding having sex, because I wouldn't be able to take the humiliation of being an awkward virgin at my age. I wouldn't really care if it was some prostitute, but if it was somebody I knew, and we decided to fuck, she'd make fun of me and tell all her friends and it'd be the worst! I was a cute kid, grew into an ugly teenager, and now I'm a handsome adult. It sucks that I was the least attractive when my chances of scoring with teenage girls was the highest.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:24 pm)

I don't know about the MIND, but the body peaks at around 35.

Haha, I think I just made a post about this a couple weeks ago, but increasing the human lifespan is the most ridiculous endeavor possible. Unless you can extend YOUTH, not just years, what the fuck is the point? Yay, I get to be a wrinkly, useless bag of dust for 30 years instead of 10.

Magic Juan · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:27 pm)

I've detected a small glitch in the killscript and accidentally read Servbot's post. However, he asked a legitimate question, so I'll respond.

Basically, if I want to specialize in a topic, or participate in the MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS FOR A PARTICULAR SUBJECT (Like Foreign Policy, for instance! Or even Business policy, fuck, or even fucking Economic policy!) then going into Graduate school is an awesome way to do that. Fuck working my way up from $30k if I can get a paper published on some topic and immediately be known in some community or have that sort of experience under my belt. Academic writing can be utilized non-theoretically also! Plus, what if I wanted to be a professor? What a sweet job! Really Servbot, I don't know if you're mentally retarded, but continued education, (ESPECIALLY IN LAW AND DOCTORATE STUDIES) seem particular essential some times to me! Servbot, isn't public relations only a 2 year degree, anyways?

Theldorrin · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:28 pm)

It's not like you really use your body for thing anyway, Christopher.

MADali · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:30 pm)

I cant wait to get really old. I figure then I don't really have to think about my future, and just relax, and no one will really complain about me being a lazy, useless piece of shit, since thats what I'm expected to be post-60.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:34 pm)

The only problem with being a professor is that they make you write books and essays.

I guess if you don't mind that it's a pretty nice job. But being a school teacher in a rich district is pretty good too.

Magic Juan · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:36 pm)

That's why I'd teach at a private school, but it'd be nice to be a professor and I'm usually enjoy researching. Most professors I know have pretty insanely awesome lives.

Vinny · (Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:38 pm)

I don't see living past like 25. I can't imagine it, so it probably won't happen.