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Nickass
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(Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:29 pm)
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This topic is about our tender li'l tummies.
Food poisoning is great. I was a little nauseous going to bed the night before last, but I was fine the next day. But then around 12:30 last night I wake up with my body having the sudden urge to empty out my insides like a fire hose from both ends every hour.
This is the second time it's happened to me, plus another incident in which I had gastritis (burning stomach ache for about three days).
I'm not bragging, mind you. I know among our ranks we have some SUPER SAYAINS of digestive maladies. |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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Posts: 9020
(Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:01 pm)
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| I only poop once a week. Is that normal? |
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:04 pm)
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| Only if you're a girl. |
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bitter gigatron
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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(Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:05 pm)
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| The last time I had food poisoning I wanted to kill myself. It was after eating some chinese pepper steak and not even an hour after eating I was vomiting. Then night came and that's when I had the worst fucking case of trots I hope to ever have. The toilet was literally soaked with shit and blood. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:16 pm)
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Blood?
Was it full of shards of glass? |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:57 pm)
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| I should probably weigh in (hur hur hur) on this thread. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:07 pm)
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| You weigh in on every thread, if you know what I mean. |
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johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
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(Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:30 am)
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Magic Juan
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:10 am)
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I wanted to post in this thread because I get food poisoning a lot.
Hot Dogs and sausages (Heh!) get me sick all the time. I had one at Lollapalooza yesterday and I haven't exploded yet, so that's a good sign. I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian because of how often meat gets me sick. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:12 pm)
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| Nobody weighed in on how I basically removed a large chunk of Derek's chest and internal organs and threw it over my shoulder while sneering defiantly at him. |
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Mike Dunn
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:14 pm)
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| Really? Because to me it looked like you singed his leghairs. |
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BigJoeMex
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:08 pm)
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My innards explode whenever I eat burgers at this place two blocks away from home.
But they are so delicious! At least they also serve hot dogs, which are just as godly and not so harmful to my innermeats. |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:13 pm)
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| Well, depends on how you define harmful. |
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BigJoeMex
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:16 pm)
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It doesn't make me wish I was dead three hours after eating.
The rest is just details. That's why I work out! |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:29 pm)
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BigJoeMex
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:58 pm)
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It's fun how man gauges his achievements based on how insanely huge and out of proportion they are. Though, of course, if someone were to break the record of most delicious hot dog, subjectivity would hurt the whole thing.
That shit doesn't even look edible! |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:30 pm)
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| I like that BigJoeMex is posting a lot. |
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BigJoeMex
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:32 pm)
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| I have nothing else better to do at the moment, Chris! Well. Just playing video games and listening to music. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:08 am)
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| FAGTOWN: THE NEXT GENERATION |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:10 am)
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| I'll be like Mr. Belding of FTU: TNG. |
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