Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:49 am)

HOLY SHIT!

Username · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:20 am)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWWKBY7gx_0

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:52 am)

This thread is about Charlie Parker.

Username · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:56 am)

Don't derail my thread, asshole!

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:00 am)

The brilliance of this song is how it doesn't betray a single hint of irony, and for a second you're like "yeah, alright! The Cherokee! Man, this is pretty intense stuff. DUN DUN DUN, yeah!!!! ROCK! Hahahahaha!"

And then you realize that these absolute geniuses have you by the balls, and you've totally been duped, because it's mathematically impossible for the song not to be ironic.

Username · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:06 am)

Chris, did you see the orb in the video I posted?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:16 am)

I started watching that and said, "man, this shit is crazy!" and tuned out.

Derek Payne · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:27 am)

I liked that video until it reminded me at the end that I'll never have sex.

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:30 am)

EXCELLENT!

Action Hank · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:41 am)

Parker was known for often showing up to performances without an instrument and borrowing someone else's at the last moment. At more than one venue he played on a plastic Grafton saxophone; later, saxophonist Ornette Coleman used this brand of plastic sax in his early career. On one particular occasion before a concert in Quebec, he had sold his saxophone to buy drugs, and at the last minute, he, Dizzy Gillespie and other members of Charlie's entourage went running around Quebec trying to find a saxophone, at which time the only saxophone he could have played was the plastic one.

Parker died while watching Tommy Dorsey on television in the suite at the Stanhope Hotel belonging to his friend and patroness Nica de Koenigswarter. Though the official cause of death was (lobar) pneumonia and a bleeding ulcer, his death was hastened by his drug and alcohol abuse. The 34-year-old Parker was so haggard that the coroner mistakenly estimated Parker's age to be between 50 and 60.

Action Hank · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:43 am)

Are there any great Jazz musicians who weren't addicted to heroin?

"As a teenager, he had developed a morphine addiction while in a hospital after an automobile accident, and subsequently became addicted to heroin, which was to plague him throughout his life and ultimately contribute to his death. Parker's heroin habit caused him many problems with missed gigs and getting fired for being high. In order to keep his "buzz" going he would frequently resort to busking on the streets. Parker's addiction is prime example of the many connections between narcotics and jazz during this period.

Although he produced many brilliant recordings during this period, Parker's behavior became increasingly erratic. Heroin was difficult to obtain after his dealer was arrested, and Parker began to drink heavily to compensate for this. A recording of "Lover Man" for the Dial label from July 29, 1946 provides evidence of his condition. Reportedly, Parker could barely stand during the session and had to be physically supported by others in order to keep him positioned properly against the microphone. Some, including Charles Mingus, consider it among his greater recordings despite its technical problems. Nevertheless, Bird hated the recording and never forgave his producer Ross Russell for releasing the sub-par record (and re-recorded the tune in 1953 for Verve, this time in stellar form, but perhaps lacking some of the passionate emotion in the earlier, flawed attempt).

A few days after the "Lover Man" session, Parker was drinking in his hotel room when he set fire to his mattress with a cigarette, then ran through the hotel lobby wearing only his socks. He was arrested and committed to Camarillo State Hospital, where he remained for six months."

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:38 am)

Duke Ellington was around 40 when heroin became popular so there's a slim chance that he might not have done it.

Bladtman · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:39 pm)

What the fuck is this garbage? This should have been about the porn star.

Username · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:56 pm)

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Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:08 pm)

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Clotho · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:39 pm)

I keep expecting them to say "the final countdown"

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:51 pm)

A-pu a-pop, yo a pussy like dis
Cuz Yin Yang Twin's in this b-i-itch
Li'l Jon and the Eastside Boyz with me
And we all like to see ass and titties!

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:52 pm)

I like him because he sings spooky, like a GHOST going "ooooOOOoooOOhhHH!"

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:53 pm)

So bring yo ass over here, ho
And let me see you get low!

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:20 pm)

From da windooooooooow to da wall (to da wall)
Til the sweat drop down ma bawls
All deez bitches crawl
Aw skeet skeet muhfucka, aw skeet skeet gawdamn (a gawdamn)