Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:27 pm) Reply

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I found an old copy of the Manti5 insult generator |
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You're just mad cause I tell how it is and you tell it how it might
*Cracks whip* Get in line, bitch.
You should be executed for crimes against heterosexuality.
How about you suck my nuts, faggot? I'm 6' 150 pounds. I bet your ass has it's own weather system.
I have more credibility that you, you little pussy fart. I stand above you and you suck my dick for quarters.
(after being insulted that he's a mod at tenkai from d. Payne) And being the retarded, dumbass in the family is any better? No, now spread your wings and take your fairy ass back to candy land.
Weak and overused. Like your ass. You lose, I win. Gay is you.
"Durr, I'll admit defeat and save face by saying it was a game of gay love and I didn't compete, that'll not only make sense but make me look SO cool." FAGGOT Tell me, in Candyland, do you eat the gingerbread man after you stuff him with your cream filling?
If you were twice the man you are now, you'd still be warming dicks with your asshole. I bet your keyboard types in a high pitched effiminent way, and everytime you finish a sentence you snap your fingers and take a sip from your TAB, it sure does read that way. Get back in your harness and away from sharp objects.
You see, your mistake is I have no manslaves. Your ass gives off homo pheromones that attract all fags in a 100 mile radius. Take a little time to scrape the dried remains of your last gay orgy from your gimendous(ed: Ji Men Duss: combination of giant and tremedous.) dick garage you call an ass. It won't stop them from honing in on the smell, but at least you'll look pretty for the inevitable.
Yes, that's exactly what I meant to say. I guess with an ass that stretched, it's not very hard to pull stuff out of it. Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for your ankles.
I'm MANTI5, 23 in Jan., 6' and I have bulletproof balls.<br><br>I once killed a mouse with nothing but peanut butter and a mousetrap, and I can give super Tupperware parties.<br><br>Who wants to date me?<br><br>Did I mention I bathe?
Lick ass, bitch.<br><br>That thread was great.
You should be sold into slavery.
Manti5 on Zapd Bloo: "She's an enigma wrapped in mystery and soaked in alcohol."
And yet your level of pink continues to rise.
Terrene has no tits, and thusly, no bra.
I'd like to beat you in your sleep.<br><br>Repeatedly.<br><br>With a ladle.
Manti5 on Ace Kendo: "He's a dirty hippy, do not encourage him."
Manti5: In that case, bust some slob on my nob.<br><br>Ice Froggy Frog: chock on a dick and die<br><br>Manti5: I'm not exactly sure what chock means.<br><br>Perhaps your wee little brain was trying to give birth to a similar word, I believe it's CHOKE.<br><br>Think first, type second.
I will shed a tear for you.<br><br>From LAUGHING.
You suck man-ass.
Suck my 3 incher, you nut juggling ass plunger.
Alas, poor Ace, we will miss you.<br><br>No, not really.
That was supposed to be funny, right?<br><br>Try harder next time. Better yet, don't come back. |
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