Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Psarevo · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:11 pm) Reply

This list has only just begun!

• You Don't Matter to Anyone Who Doesn't Know You, And Only Barely to Most of Those Who Do.
• Your Comfort Almost Always Comes at the Expense of Others.
• Success Comes to Narrow, Self-Absorbed Assholes Who Also Got Lucky.
• If You Are Miserable and Frustrated About the State of Human Existence, Congratulations, It Means You Are Enlightened. Your Reward is to be Miserabe and Frustrated.
• Your Genes Don't Matter Any More Than Anyone Else's (At All).
• You Are Annoying in Ways You Don't Even Realize.
• We'd All Better Goddamn Hope There's Something More Than This, Because This is Fucking Awful.
• You Are Nowhere Near As Important As You Think You Are.
• There Are Probably Many People Who Consider Your Mere Presence Toxic.
• You Are Little More Than a Desperate Animal.
• Be Grateful to Your Parents. After All, Without Them You Wouldn't Be Here to Be Forced to Eke Out a Living For Several Decades As You Watch Them Slowly, Painfully Die of Some Disease That They Burden You With Emotionally and Financially, And Then You Die of It Too.
• If It's Something You Want, There Will Be More Capable Competion Against You For It.
• 6 Billion People Isn't Enough, is It?
• Probably Nothing That You Think Matters Actually Matters.
• Unless You're Extremely Hot, the Thought of Having Sex With You is Probably at Least Mildly Revolting to Nearly Everyone But Your Mate (Assuming You Even Have a Mate, Which You Probably Don't).
• At This Very Moment, Hundreds If Not Thousands of People Are Dying Excruciating Deaths.
• Everything is Set Up Against You.
• If You Don't End Up Regretting Having Children, Others Will Regret That You Had Children.
• You Cause More Suffering Than You Relieve.
• You Are Not Unique in Any Meaningful Way.
• If You're Happy, It's Probably Because You're Indifferent to Anything Going On Outside of Your Little Bubble.
• In Retrospect, You Consistently See Yourself As a Naive Idiot. Why Keep Waiting For Retrospect?
• You Cannot Begin to Comprehend Your Insignificance.
• The More Conscious And Intelligent You Are, The More You Realize How Fucking Horrible The World Is.
• You Will Never Have A Single Idea That Thousands Of Others Haven't.
• When Life is Hard, We Suffer From its Difficulty. When Life is Easy, We Suffer From Boredom.
• You Are Probably Fat.
• Most Of What You Occupy Your Time With Is Either Pointless or Unnecessarily Consumes Resources (Or Both).
• 98% Of Everything You Believe Is Bullshit.
• Your Worst Fears About Yourself Are Probably Justified.
• I Dare You to Come Up With A Single Valid Reason To Procreate.
• You Would Almost Definitely Be Better Off Killing Yourself, But That Would Only Cause Pain to Your Loved Ones, So Don't Do it, I Guess.
• More People Dislike You Than You Realize.
• You Are Almost Definitely a Self-Important Cocksucker.
• Every Person is Unique. So is Every Piece of Shit.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:14 pm)

Have you seen Fight Club? I think you'd enjoy it!
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:18 pm)

Jesus, your capitalization of prepositions is so haphazard. No wonder your life is shit!
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:21 pm)

Chris, I went to Nobody Cares this weekend and saw that Vandals song you posted. It's cool that you like punk rock! Why don't you play to your strengths, like liking punk rock, more often? You like Dead Kennedys too, right?
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YES · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:23 pm)

Most of this is right, even if there are ways to deal with if not overcome these

Psaros, these truths applied even to the Z warriors, but did that stop (all) of them?

Psarevo · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:26 pm) Reply

I guess this is gay, but MAN.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:01 pm)

I think this is the sort of creative work that might have a bigger/better impact on people in less contact with you than us.
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Action Hank · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:05 pm)

Your punctuation choices makes that unreadable.

YES · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:16 pm)

Shut up, Theldorrin

Big Fagot · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:46 pm)

You're going to hate the shit out of this when you come down.

Big Fagot · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:47 pm)

You're going to explode, and I'll have been here predicting it exactly.

Action Hank · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:56 pm)

Magic Juan · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:58 pm)

No one else reply.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:01 pm)

I wanted to see if he'd trust his luck and hope this thread would drift unnoticed onto the second page, or if his guilt would overcome him and he'd admit how gay this was some more.
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Sporkism · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:18 pm)

"You Are Probably Fat." would be a good custom title for him!

Sporkism · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:19 pm)

Or maybe the entire thing.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:23 pm)

"You Are Little More Than a Desperate Animal. "

That's pretty retarded. If the idea is that people are desperate, then they are NOTHING more than desperate animals. Your nihilism is awfully weak if you think humans somehow surpass the animal kingdom.
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Psarevo · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:36 pm) Reply

I've done a lot worse than this. This isn't that bad.

But it's still kind of scary how Big Fagot realized exactly what was happening (COFFEE!!! COFFEE!!!!!)

Theldorrin · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:40 pm)

This isn't very interesting.

Psarevo · (Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:43 pm) Reply

I lost very badly at poker last night.

All great art comes from pain.