Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Supah Ted]

Annual Darwin Awards

As always, competition this year has been keen. The
candidates this year are...


In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned
in two feet of water after squeezing head first
through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his
car keys.
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A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally
zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a
100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.

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Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep
hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat
inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones,
21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind,
and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom
Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him
beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the
outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to
claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge,
VA, but could not reach him. It took rescue workers
using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while
about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead
at a hospital.

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Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as
he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle
shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the
long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep
his hands free) rammed into th e base of his skull as
he hit the floor.

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Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville,
Del, as he won a bet with friends who said he would
not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his
mouth and pull the trigger.

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The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree
in Washington, DC appeared to be the robber's first
(and last), due to his lack of a previous record of
violence, and his terminally stupid choices: 1. His
target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop
specializing in handguns. 2. The shop was full of
customers - firearms customers . 3. To enter the
shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door. 4. A uniformed
officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be
robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild
shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk
promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm
GLOCK 17, the clerk with a .50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted
by several customers who also drew their guns,
several of whom also fired. The robber was pronounced
dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene
investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in
the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot
wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different
weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire.

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HONORABLE MENTION Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized
in Andover Township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also
injured, when a quarter- stick of dynamite blew up in
their car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored
couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the
window to see what would happen, but apparently failed
to notice the window was closed.

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RUNNER UP: TACOMA, WA. Kerry Bingham had been
drinking with several friends when one of them said
they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the
Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The
conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men
trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM.
Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they
discovered that no on e had brought a bungee rope.
Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and
pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay
nearby. One end of the cable was secured around
Bingham's leg and the other end was tied to the
bridge. His fall lasted
40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot
off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall
into the icy salt water and was rescued by two nearby
fishermen. "All I can say" said Bingham, is that God
was watching out for me on that night. There's just
no other explanation for it." Bingham's foot was never
located.

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AND THE WINNER Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich
Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated
elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more
than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes befo re the
plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and
suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was
attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil
enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The
sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation
knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck
his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the
elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of
him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective
Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay
under all that dung for at least an hour before a
watchman came along, and during that time he
suffocated.

[Supah Ted]

Are these real? I thought they would have made it to gay news.

[Big Fagot]

My favorite was the guy who bungee jumped with an inelastic cable.

[Matthew Outland]

A lot of those really arent that dumb. I mean, if you have the balls to committ a burglary you might as well have it in your heart to put a flashlight in your mouth while your doing something


The woman who made this was a total dork. That and she's a woman.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

TOKYO - Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows: one's a 3.5-inch dwarf hamster; the other is a yard-long rat snake.

Zookeepers at Tokyo's Mutsugoro Okoku zoo presented the hamster — whose name is a tasty rice dish in Japanese — to Aochan as a snack in October, after the snake refused to eat frozen mice.

But instead of indulging, Aochan decided to make friends with the furry rodent, according to keeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The pair have shared a cage since.

"I've never seen anything like it. Gohan sometimes even climbs onto Aochan to take a nap on his back," Yamamoto said.

Aochan, a 2-year-old male Japanese rat snake, eventually developed an appetite for frozen rodents but has so far shown no signs of gobbling up Gohan — despite her name.

"We named her Gohan as a joke," Yamamoto chuckled. "But I don't think there's any danger. Aochan seems to enjoy Gohan's company very much."

The Tokyo zoo also keeps a range of mostly livestock animals, and promotes "cross-breed interaction," according to Yamamoto.

But Gohan and Aochan's case was "was a complete accident," Yamamoto said.

[Big Fagot]

My dream is for two people to post that a minute apart, so I can post it a third time to piss off the second guy.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

And now that YOU'VE said THAT, my dream is for the second guy to be you specifically, so that I can be the third guy.

So from now on you better be careful when you post the Gohan/Aochan story, because one of these days you're gonna get a BULLET in your back!

I'm always here.

[johnbuisthegreat]

Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville,
Del, as he won a bet with friends who said he would
not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his
mouth and pull the trigger.


way to die a winner

[johnbuisthegreat]

TOKYO - Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows: one's a 3.5-inch dwarf hamster; the other is a yard-long rat snake.

Zookeepers at Tokyo's Mutsugoro Okoku zoo presented the hamster — whose name is a tasty rice dish in Japanese — to Aochan as a snack in October, after the snake refused to eat frozen mice.

But instead of indulging, Aochan decided to make friends with the furry rodent, according to keeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The pair have shared a cage since.

"I've never seen anything like it. Gohan sometimes even climbs onto Aochan to take a nap on his back," Yamamoto said.

Aochan, a 2-year-old male Japanese rat snake, eventually developed an appetite for frozen rodents but has so far shown no signs of gobbling up Gohan — despite her name.

"We named her Gohan as a joke," Yamamoto chuckled. "But I don't think there's any danger. Aochan seems to enjoy Gohan's company very much."

The Tokyo zoo also keeps a range of mostly livestock animals, and promotes "cross-breed interaction," according to Yamamoto.

But Gohan and Aochan's case was "was a complete accident," Yamamoto said.

[johnbuisthegreat]

this one is pretty exotic

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree
in Washington, DC appeared to be the robber's first
(and last), due to his lack of a previous record of
violence, and his terminally stupid choices: 1. His
target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop
specializing in handguns. 2. The shop was full of
customers - firearms customers . 3. To enter the
shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door. 4. A uniformed
officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be
robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild
shots from a target pistol. The officer and a clerk
promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm
GLOCK 17, the clerk with a .50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted
by several customers who also drew their guns,
several of whom also fired. The robber was pronounced
dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene
investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in
the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot
wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different
weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire.


i mean did he think people wouldnt shoot him, especially if he gave off warning shots, fuck man everyone buys a gun and is itching to shoot it

[Ryoko's Biatch]

That was probably Christmas for those guys.

[Matthew Outland]

it was probably the southern half of DC!

[Supah Ted]

That one was definatly my favorite.

[Clotho]

The greatest story is the guy who strapped a rocket booster to his car and flew into the side of a mountain

[Username]

If that gun store robbery had taken place in any of the MIA FTU members' cities, I would have no choice but to assume it was Jason or whoever saying goodbye specifically to us as he also waved goodbye to this cruel world.

[Supah Ted]

It would be amazing for one of the ftuers to actually be in the gay news thred.

[johnbuisthegreat]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=It4Dovy1hNM

[johnbuisthegreat]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=saRfopUg_IM

[Derek Payne]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MFWXQLg1Tf4

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Man, fucking Lazer Tag Academy.