Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[L Ron Butterfly]

I can't believe I can't find any threads about the Superbowl! This might have been the best football game of all time! I hated the fucking New England Patriots. They had American flags on their helmets. That should be illegal. What gives them the right to claim representation of America in an already American football league?


Also, I thought it was really fucking bizarre that the team with American flags on their helmets couldn't lose a game, while America is in the middle of this really unpopular war. Like, if I came to America from a different country and saw that, I'd immediately jump to the conclusion that the NFL was rigged, and that American people were stupid for not realizing it.

Also, Eli Manning finally outdid his older, uglier brother that the media was showring with attention! The Mannings are from New Orleans! I see Archie Manning at work sometimes!

And I was at work during the game, and there was a pool, and I went in half with my friend Steve, and we picked ONE, and the score was 17-14, so we won! That was our first time ever participating in the pool, too!

Some waitor I work with was absolutely positive the patriots would win, so he went around trying to bet EVERYBODY small amounts of money. Now he owes a combined total of four hundred dollars to like eight or nine people who aren't really that into gambling at all, but just wanted to take a chance on the underdogs. He looked like he was about to cry at the end of the game.

He side tipped me ten dollars, and after I found out how much money he lost, I offered him the ten dollars back, and he said, "I don't need money. I'm a millionaire" Then he walked off really fast.


So now I have fifty dollars, and there's a parade tonight on Frenchman street (where all the jazz clubs are) that starts at THREE AM. My friends all said they were going to TAKE A NAP before the parade, and that's why I'm not there right now. They better fucking wake up. I want to spend this money on alcohol with the quickness.

[FancyMichael]

http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1159&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=560

[L Ron Butterfly]

Whatever. Mine is better.

[Theldorrin]

I thought this thread was going to be about why an omnipotent deity is logically impossible.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Yeah, I bet you think a lot of stupid fucking shit.

[Theldorrin]

Maybe you should pick more descriptive subject lines.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

If God is omniscient and omnipotent, then he is malevolent.

[L Ron Butterfly]

I'm sorry. I didn't have the forsight to name it, "Theldorrin prances around and fags everything up about three posts in."

I guess I really should have.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Does Archie Manning ever laugh and then spread his wings?

[Theldorrin]

forsight

[L Ron Butterfly]

No, but he admittedly left his hometown in Mississippi because too many black people moved there.

But then he went to New Orleans, which I do not understand.

[Jason]

I'm going to screencap posts that make me LOL from now on.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Man, there's this really cool musician named Quentron, and his myspace has like eight friends because it's actually just his friends. But he puts on shows that hundreds of people attend, and he has bounce rappers open for him, and I feel really fucking embarassed now that I'm in a band that basically whores Myspace and makes friends with anybody to try to look really big and cool.

[Rice]

Punkasss, how is living in New Orleans? My sister loves it!

[Magic Juan]

Yeah, but your sister is loose and a drunk.

[Rice]

[MADali]

Yeah, but is she hot?

[Magic Juan]

Picture Rice with long hair and boobs.

[MADali]

Doesnt he already have boobs?

[Clotho]

Magic Juan, did you feel intelligent or insightful with your choice of superbowl victor?