Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

8 bit orgy · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:34 pm)

...license, registration, and proof of insurence, fucking SHOW it to him. He wrote me a ticket for not showing him my proof of insurence card within the allowed time frame...EVEN THOUGH I SHOWED HIM MY CARD AS HE SAT IN HIS CAR.

I waited 2 hours in line with dirty niggers and spics at the DMV and ended up paying only $10. FUCK.

In a bizzare twist of fate, my mother won $700 with the lottery. She sent me to redeem it. I waited yet another 2 hours with dirty niggers and spics while they screened my tax returns. This one black construction worker couldn't get his $15,000 because his tax return was "flagged". And apparently, blacks love the lottery more than fried chicken.

In conclusion: Don't play the lottery if you haven't filed a tax return or if you're wanted or have unpaid traffic tickets. Also, they file the winnings under your tax return, which will add another headache everytime you file for financial aid or for taxes.
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Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:43 pm)

I see.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:00 pm)

Life is a nightmare.

Magic Juan · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:36 pm)

The insurance thing isn't a big deal because as long as you have insurance the ticket disappears instantly.

Magic Juan · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:37 pm)

Anyways, thanks 8BO.

FancyMichael · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:41 pm)

shut up, CANADIAN

Magic Juan · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:51 pm)

This was in Illinois.

Action Hank · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:58 pm)

Frank dislikes black people.

Servbot · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:25 pm)

Who doesn't?

Action Hank · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:26 pm)

Oh dear!

8 bit orgy · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:42 pm)

Actually I find them hilarious at every moment even if they're just sitting there quietly. OH HOLY SHIT I FORGOT WHY I MADE THIS THREAD TO BEGIN WITH:

Of course the dmv in Tampa is located in the heart of the jungle. Suddenly, I hear this R&B music FUCKING BLARING and slowly coming around the corner. What do I see? Two black teenagers on bicycles with one of them having a GIANT FUCKING BOOMBOX DUCT-TAPED TO THE HANDLE BAR BLARING MUSIC.

But I have nothing SERIOUS against black people. It's just so funny thinking about them, talking about them, and even just seeing them. The black construction worker thought it was hilarious that the lottery ticket I bought was called Cold Hard Cash. I didn't get the joke until the office gave me a check (lawl). He looked like that bum that can summon ufos. He also kept getting totally fucking retarded phone as if every random, delusional crack head knew his number and apparently worked for "his construction company".

But a nigger that doesn't make me laugh is of course Utils. My best friend on WoW is a black guy from Virginia that we refer to as "JungleFury".
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Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:48 pm)

Utils CT should be immediately changed to "A nigger that doesn't make you laugh".

Username · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:12 am)

What did you get pulled over for, Frank?

Servbot · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:10 am)

Being white in the wrong neighborhood.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:13 am)

Black people are so great.

Servbot · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:38 am)

I guess that's why everyone is always giving us so much shit.

8 bit orgy · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:30 pm)

A brake light. Basically for being white.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:12 pm)

Is there a stuffy white equivalent to "why the cops always be pullin ME over?"

MADali · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:15 pm)

Whats your badge number!
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MADali · (Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:16 pm)

I'm talking from a purely television experience.
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