Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Mautty · (Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:58 pm)

Trying to find a kindrid spirit.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:57 pm)

I realized I probably can't do this until I lose like 15 more pounds.

I also have to do something to make my skin look younger and TIGHTER. Because that shit's starting to get all bleh.

What I need is acne.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:57 pm)

I'M COMING, CHILDREN!!!

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:45 pm)

chris stands outside of highschool

chris - Im finally back cant wait to take some guys in the walls and sneak to the girls shower room and let those boys penis' get rock hard watching young girls while I watch them jerk off
*cop car pulls up*
cop - this is the last straw chris you know the restraining order says you cant be within 10 miles of any school, not even a college we are gonna have to take you in.

a week later in the court room
Judge - Death Penalty for the sake of all mankind

Matthew Outland · (Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:53 pm)

If you want to secure everlasting fame you could just take the lee harvey oswald rout

Servbot · (Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:30 am)

Make sure you're carrying a gun Chris, all kids have one these days. For protection.

Potatoes · (Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:35 pm)

I'm going to start a journal thread.

Potatoes · (Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:35 pm)

here i go!

Servbot · (Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:59 pm)

It would have been more appropriate to make that announcement in your journal thread.

Potatoes · (Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:10 pm)

oh servbot u so crasy

chrispsaros · (Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:46 pm) Reply

i wish you wouldnt have done it in this thread

Username · (Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:09 am)

Who is Chrispsaros?

Seru · (Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:13 am)

John Buis.

Matthew Outland · (Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:13 am)

Hey, shut the hell up you white trash savage

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:59 pm)

I bought some stuff today that is supposed to REMOVE THE DARK CIRCLES and wrinkles and stuff from under my eyes. That will remove 5 years right there if it works.

Next I'm going to get a microdermabrasion kit and basically sand my skin down so that it looks new!

ALL PLANS ARE MOVING STEADILY FORWARD.

Theldorrin · (Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:00 pm)

Take before and after photos.

Big Fagot · (Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:04 pm)

Stop bumping this thread.

Theldorrin · (Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:06 pm)

Stay on topic or I'll report you to the moderators.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:06 pm)

Seriously, in my RESEARCH I've found that skin betrays like 90% of age. At least for people in my age range. Then you have facial hair and posture and the like. I just need to take care of those things.

These skin/hair/movement issues are why it's so much harder to guess a woman's age than a man's. Because they go to all that faggy work to keep their skin supple and young, the facial hair isn't an issue (for non-monsters), and they don't move/stand differently at different ages as dramatically as men do.

Theldorrin · (Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:07 pm)

My skin is all dry and awful, but I'm pretty sure I could still pass for a teen.

I guess it helps that I'm thin. Although, it is a bit curious that I have never been carded.