Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Sporkism · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:28 pm)

That still looks better than my mom's house.

GimpMask · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:28 pm)

My house really is the dank inifinitsmical pit of epic self-indulging malevolence and partially-contained insanity

GimpMask · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:30 pm)

Maybe I should take pictures of random parts of my house to display, but the thing is I can't take pictures of the smell, and I think only Chris would be interested

Mautty · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:31 pm)

I bet morgans moms house is still way worse. That house haunts my dreams. OH MY GOD THAT TUB.

GimpMask · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:40 pm)

I guarantee I could crush Morgan's mom's house

My tub currently is filled with dirt, cockroaches, and hair, I brush my teeth in the shower, there is shit and piss all over the house, spiders everywhere, stained terrazo, and a Florida room coated with piles of shit from wall to wall, my room is stained with winer, urine and such, and the malodorous nature of the house repels all those that enter it

The only part of the house that isn't trashy is my brother's room because he is sane and so unbelievably offended by the horrors of the rest of the house

We have like 23 cats, three dogs, and a montage of asorted insects that are my good friends, such as moths and silverfish, there's rotting food just kind of sitting around sometimes

Servbot · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:42 pm)

I should probably steer clear of this thread while eating stirfry.

Sporkism · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:42 pm)

Your house sounds like it might be a contender.

If you get on AIM, I can show you the pictures.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:44 pm)

Gimp Mask, she's just humoring you.

She's just trying to get you on AIM so that she can crush you.

You have no idea of the power level of Morgan's mom's house.

Sporkism · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:44 pm)

God, fucking SHUT UP.

People who make jokes about eating food when people are talking about EWWW GRODEY things are so fucking TIRESOME.

Do you really feel ill? Is it too much information?

Sporkism · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:45 pm)

Haha, seriously.

Rotting food sitting around "sometimes"?

Psssh.

GimpMask · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:45 pm)

There's currently a very dangerous man that frequently has flashbacks of some sort, and is teribly violent and grossly offensive

My brother wonders why I go on so many hardcore drinking binges, and I try to explain to him the current state of affairs and how fucked it is

I have no air conditioning, the house is frequently 90 degrees or more, which potentiates the already massively powerful odor

Theldorrin · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:45 pm)

People should just not talk about gross things.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:49 pm)

The FEATURE Morgan did on her mom's house isn't something I'll soon forget.

Mautty · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:49 pm)

The tub alone in morgans moms house is worse than every thing you have said about yours.

GimpMask · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:53 pm)

My sides hurt and I'm crying

My house is a masterpiece compared to this one

Sporkism · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:55 pm)

CaligulaVonKarma: I wanted to take pictures of my house but it really is so bad, my brother will not allow it
CaligulaVonKarma: wow me!
sporkism: sometimes the pictures dont' really do it justice
sporkism: but here
sporkism wants to directly connect.
CaligulaVonKarma is now directly connected.
sporkism: i didnt get pictures of some of the worse areas
sporkism: and i would be a fool to venture in to the basement
sporkism: god knows what's down there
sporkism: also there are animal corpses in the garage and under furniture
sporkism:
CaligulaVonKarma: Uh ...
CaligulaVonKarma: Maybe you do have me beat ...
sporkism: that's walking in the front
sporkism: the carpet was supposed to be white
CaligulaVonKarma: OH MY GOD
sporkism: but now it's shit colored
sporkism:
sporkism:
sporkism: THAT IS ALL SHIT
sporkism: and, haha, a grill
sporkism:
sporkism: mattress randomly in a hallway
sporkism: or what's left of it
CaligulaVonKarma: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sporkism: i didnt get a picture of my mom's room. but on the bed is a mountain of cat shit
CaligulaVonKarma: My eyes are tearing up tremendously
CaligulaVonKarma: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sporkism: and also her desk in there just has cat shit all over it
sporkism: I don't even understand
CaligulaVonKarma: GHAUIO E5Y5EU5 Y
sporkism: why the cats would shit on a computer desk
sporkism: let's venture now in to the hallway bathroom
sporkism: keep in mind this house has no functional plumbing
sporkism:
sporkism: those are used toilet paper, tissues, tampons, etc piled up all the way to the counter and around the toilet
sporkism: AND NOW FOR THE TUB
CaligulaVonKarma: THE TUB
sporkism:
CaligulaVonKarma: Oh my God
sporkism: filled with a mixture of human and cat shit, and liquor bottles
CaligulaVonKarma: My house is absolutely pristine compared to hers
sporkism: Hahaha!
sporkism: VICTORY
sporkism: You had me worried for a second there
sporkism: Glad to hear it
CaligulaVonKarma: You annihilated me completelty

GimpMask · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:07 pm)

God almighty, I guess a layer of dirt in the tub is not nearly as bad as a massive pile of shit

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:30 pm)

I told you!

Morgan's mom is fucking Freeza.

You're nothing!

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:32 pm)

Fourth-form Freeza.

Action Hank · (Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:36 pm)

Cyborg Freeza.