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Original Catchphrases
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:23 pm)
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That's a shitty catchphrase
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:23 pm)
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LOOK AT IT CLOSELY

IT'S


A BEAR!
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:48 pm)
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I'm done with this shit. It's over. Now. I'll get to that in a minute. First:

Morgan Daiglenaut is a terrible, low human being with no fucking idea how to speak to other people.
For Christ's sake, this is an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD. She doesn't know me. NONE of you know me. And I don't know any of you. Fine. Whatever. Call each other faggots, who cares, it's the internet.
But offline, Jesus fuck, who calls someone THEY'VE NEVER MET an "idiot" and a "faggot", amongst other things? I guess her crazy cat lady mother never taught her anything about demeanour and civility. Who would want to know, let alone be friends with, or fuck, this type of low person? Who says the first thing to come out of her mouth? Let me tell you something. You can't "HATE" someone who you only know from their posts. I don't know where you could get off doing something like that.

Honestly. Everyone here acts like they're fucking preteens, following her around with a giant hard-on. This bitch is shallower than the puddles in fucking Death Valley. I swear, if I had said my name was Spamdini or Theldorrin, she would have been singing a completely different tune. But no, she automatically assumes that since you've all branded my handle as a lard-ass chubby-chaser unfunny deviant anime faggot, well, gee, I must be like that in real life!
Yeah. See the brilliant thought process here, folks?

It was the most immature thing I've ever heard. Who brings their internet shtick to a conversation with a REAL PERSON? This is her idea of shining wit:
her: lame insult like, "yeahh, you're a faggot"
me: same type of lame insult
her: "ohh, gee, that's original!"
So you've gotta be Don fucking Rickles while she just sits back with a steady stream of "ur mom".

Yeah, I did have sex with a slutty asian woman. GOSH NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE. But I wouldn't touch Daiglenaut with a goddamn ten-foot pole.
(Not that she'd let me, anyways - I don't carry denominations that low)

This goes for everyone else. Grow the fuck up. I'd really like to know if you guys planned this on AIM - the systematic destruction of every whit of self-confidence I've ever had. It didn't work, but like I say, is this some sort of fucking performance art? Respond with brutal criticism and insults to EVERY SINGLE POST THIS PERSON MAKES, and see how long it takes him to break down?
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
HAVE.
I.
EVER.
DONE.
TO.
YOU.
PEOPLE?

Ohh, gee, I can't make biting comments like Seru! I must be a worthless fucking human being, with no redeeming qualities! Are you all just here to scope out everyone else's jokes? Is that it? Honestly?

Oh yeah, it's just another one of Hatter's gay rants, he does this every few months.
My name is Marc. I live in Moncton, New Brunswick. I have green eyes. I graduated from Harrison Trimble High School. I like to snack on tomatoes. I enjoy The Daily Show. I'm not fat, I work out several times per week. I wish I had waited before losing my virginity. I avoid other anime fans because I keep my hobbies to myself.

I'm not a faggot.
You haven't broken me, you haven't forced me to leave. Fuck, I'm guessing most of you couldn't give two shits about me, I'm ignored most of the time.
Did you enjoy ignoring me? Did you ever think, for just a second, JUST A SECOND, that despite the non-stop insults, there's a REASON I've stuck around this community FOR ALMOST FIVE FUCKING YEARS OF MY LIFE? Do you realize how long that is? Do you realize how long I just wanted to be accepted into this community? Fuck, there are posters who have been here for WEEKS that are already accepted than I ever was.
You're just a group of assholes and jerks.
I'm not being a pussy. I'm just sick of it. So. sick. of it.
I'm 21. Who the fuck are you people to talk to me like I'm a collection of bits with no worth.

Grow up. There are PEOPLE behind these monitors. I couldn’t give two fucks about sensitivity; hell, that's the reason I enjoyed this community. But I guess you people weren't being sarcastic. The majority of you are socially inept, crude, low people who truthfully enjoy this shit. I should've guessed when I saw the WWE discussions.
There have been a couple of people along the line who tolerated me. Thank you. Although I doubt I was little more than a gimmick to them. But that was a rare exception.

I don't care if you talk shit about Hatter for the next ten years or if you forget about him tomorrow. Me, the real person, I'm done. Fuck you all.

-Marc Gagnon
Stupid Fucking Faggot
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:52 pm)
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Oh dear.

Some of the formatting looks to be off.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:58 pm)
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Wait, so what happened when Morgan got called by MAAH? Why did he even call her?
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:00 pm)
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Holy shit, Hatter fucking ROCKED Morgan's face with a type of vigor I've seldom seen

Wow, I didn't think he had it in him
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:00 pm)
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I'm serious, he kicked a hole in her chest
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:06 pm)
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I think there was some thread where people were exchanging phone numbers, so he called mine.

The conversation lasted maybe a minute or two. It was just him awkwardly being a faggot, and so I was like, "Well, this conversation is retarded, later fag!"

And then he made the greatest post of his life.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:08 pm)
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God, his paraphrase was so awful!

"Gee, that's original"?

Who fucking SAYS that?

It's on par with "get a LIFE" or "grow up"!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:09 pm)
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You elevated him to greater heights
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:10 pm)
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I was the wind beneath his wings.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:46 pm)
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I KNOW I HAVE A VERSION OF THIS ON MY HARD DRIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE THE FORMATTING ISN'T ALL FUCKED TO HELL.

God, the Wiki is sloppy shit.

I need to find this.

EVERY LAST CHARACTER MUST BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

SPACING/FORMATTING IS SO IMPORTANT TO THAT POST.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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Posts: 7037
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:47 pm)
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Imagine if there weren't line breaks between

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
HAVE.
I.
EVER.
DONE.
TO.
YOU.
PEOPLE?

The whole thing would be ruined!
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:49 pm)
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Yeah, imagine.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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Posts: 7037
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:53 pm)
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You're just jealous because you have yet to craft a truly classic post.

Some of us are capable of more than just catchphrases!
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:57 pm)
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I'll suffer mediocrity over indignity.
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
Posts: 3037
(Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:27 am)
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gaddaymmit chris here is the RAR in all its glory now click it stick it and see ya later jack!

http://rapidshare.com/files/38485263/LET_ME_JUST_SAY_THIS.rar.html

Better yet have Yogurtman or Someone upl;oad it permamently
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
Posts: 3037
(Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:28 am)
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you download the RAR, extract the files and open Let Me Just Say This.htm
Potatoes
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Posts: 3037
(Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:29 am)
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RIP MIKE KUNZ
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:41 pm)
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It's a good thing you made downloading a simple HTML file as time- and step-intensive as it could possibly be.
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