Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:41 am)

I think the only noteworthy thing I ever did was prove that the picture of Seika's (I think it was Seika) girlfriend in his pp was really something he just pulled off of google so all the talking he did about his hot girlfriend was just silly and retarded.

Theldorrin · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:42 am)

That was you!?!

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:43 am)

Yeah,

that, ending every post with zing, and only posting the word rygar were the most notable things I did.

Utils · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:57 am)

And then Rygar came out for PS2!!

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:58 am)

The problem with that game is that it can easily be completed in 4 or 5 hours (even less if I remember right).

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:25 am)

Derek, you're actually gayer now than you've ever been.

Seika-outing, RYGAR-era Derek fucking kicked ass!

Not that you're terribly gay or anything, you're just not as good as you used to be.

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:28 am)

I guess it depends on who you talked to. Vinny, Big Fagot and Theldorrin gave me a different impression. Although I know Gimp Mask and 8 Bit thought I was quite the stud (I'm quite proud of that).

Theldorrin · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:33 am)

The thing with MPP, is that people are generally more awful to the people that are new, whereas there wasn't any new blood on FTU, for the most part, so you were just mean to everyone.

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:38 am)

MPP was all about flaming someone or making them look like a jackass. As I've gotten older those things are too much work. I'd much rather just talk about video games and occasionally call Chris a faggot.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:44 am)

MPP really did require a lot of effort to post at.

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:50 am)

It's fun to do those things once in a while, but focusing all your effort into that gets really old. There's a reason I stayed away from the internet by and large for 3 years.

MADali · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:39 am)

This whole thing is pathetic. Why must you twist the argument here. . . must you turn everything into an attack on me? Its a rather retarded thing to do, and accomplishes nothing. I set out with good intentions, culling gay, and of course I get the responses I get.

Cause this place is turning into MPP, during the days before and after the big erase. You guys are like a bunch or rabid puppies, and nothing you say is funny. Nothing. You attack and try to pick at logic, which is retarded because this is a message board and not a presidential debate. I am not taking things seriously, and I may have been personally offended because Pimprock attacked me without reason, attacking a long-running joke I have been having against Tenkai without previous knowledge to it. And he pretty much proved how gay he was. Hell, I don't know why I bother carring about you people. You all suck anyway.

Twist my words, attack me, you know you wanted to turn this into one big Ace roast anyway. Yeah, I am sensitive, look at Ace, sensitive. He is human, and sensitive. He tries to be nice to some people, tries to be reasonable to others, and tries to do nothing with even more. And the results are the same. He gets attacked without provocation, has no one to back him up, and lies helpless at the mercy of people who only have a cartoon in common between them. There is no reason why he has no body as support, he is no better or worse than anyone else. Most of the time he is stuck defending himself, stuck defending himself against people he does not know, and probably never will know. And they attack him because he once was named Action Hank, and once talked about being a man (which is what we seem to be doing a lot today. . .hmmmm), and who partook in the activities of the board of the time. And then we have people who insult his contributions at a web site, but of course they are really only doing it out of jealousy. They could write their own stuff, and have their own sites, or join sites, or send it to TL, but they don't. They don't get fan mail. But they attack anyway. You all need something to feed on, and maybe it has become me, as of recently for no reason whatsoever, but it has.

I get no support, ever. No one ever plays along with my jokes, never.

And now I am ranting, and this will lower me even further into the depths of the board, so far in fact that I may pull a Bouncer. Hell, I understand him more and more now, but he actually posted gay. And he defended himself by saying he had a life. I don't see any of this gay you say I post. No one has pointed it out, ever. You all just say that I post it, but there is no proof.

Punkasss says that everything I post is gay, and proof. That is not a good enough example. WHERE! EXPLAIN WHY!

You guys are a bunch of morons, this place is a patethic excuse for a life. And I finish my rant now.

Go fuck yourselves, all of you. And have a nice day. I need a beer.

Magic Juan · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:48 am)

I need a beer.

Derek Payne · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:59 am)

God, this shit is so magical.

Action Hank · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:28 am)

The ellipses were a nice effect.

Jason · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:07 am)

Shit, I can't believe VIRGINISITY made it.

This STATEMENT, Alone tells me , now that without a shadow of a doubt how high your VIRGINISITY Is and how low your ability to read is....

Big Fagot · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:36 am)

GAYEST POST OF ALL TIME:

This one

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:37 am)

Wait wait wait, hold on. I read the thread, but I still don't understand the Mentor thing. He beat the shit out of a girl at school and didn't get in trouble for it?

Also, what was on that paper that he gave her? It's a broken link now.

This sounds like such an incredible story, but there are so many questions unanswered.

Also, how DOES one go about kicking somebody's chair in a way that makes it look like that person attacked you? And didn't anybody see/hear him kick the chair? Didn't she think to tell anybody that that's what happened? How can a person be this psychotic? Can I really hold any faith in the validity of this story? I need answers!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:12 am)

It's great that the fag attacked him as if he had actually beaten up a girl, rather than for constructing elaborate and impossible fantasies in which he could work out his philosophy that it's OK to beat the shit out of girls and the elderly.

Imagine the nerdy hell his life must have been for him to see the world that way!

Theldorrin · (Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:19 am)

PunkAsss, you should know that Mentor's skills are immense. An action which would be all but impossible for a normal human is a common occurrence for him.