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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:05 am) Reply

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Although my outlook could be skewed by people from WoW.
There was this one guy who would always whine about not being able to find a girlfriend, and he'd only ever had one girlfriend in his life, and he would actually play the game almost exclusively to try and meet women.
He once said to me out of the blue, "I wish you were fat so you would love me." _________________
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:12 am) Reply

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Now you're just fishing for a new custom title. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:30 am) Reply

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I'm interested in one of my female friends and she seems pretty interested in me but I'm running out of ideas for how to trick her into liking me more. I feel like a motorcycle is the solution but wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to hit her or tell her that if she doesn't have sex with me I want nothing to do with her?
Sincerely,
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Richard Cristopolis ~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~ Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1859 (Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:47 am) Reply

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Hit her and tell her that if she doesn't have sex with you you want nothing to do with her.
also i visit http://incel.myonlineplace.org/forum/ fairly often |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:21 am) Reply

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Morgan is probably thinking of guys who have other problems and ascribing their weirdness to the fact that they wouldn't have their minds blown too terribly hard if the activity they were engaging in led to sex. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:36 pm) Reply

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People in this forum aren't fucked up enough
YOU FUCKING PUSSIES |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:46 am) Reply

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Wow, Pizzarino's up in tons of pussy but he's gonna torture us by only slyly alluding to it _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3037 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:45 am) Reply

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DId you ever have sex with that vietnamese girl? |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:00 pm) Reply

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I think the idea is that you're not supposed to worship women in order to have sex with them, because that's degrading to men. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:32 pm) Reply

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You're such a dumb fucking shit! Jesus Christ! _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:33 pm) Reply

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If this were an Ennio Morricone soundtrack song it would be "Tragedia di un uomo ridicolo" _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:02 pm) Reply

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I'd say that's how we all feel... about ALDP. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:05 pm) Reply

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Because it makes me fucking barf thinking of somebody so retarded they've got a list of possible interpretations for "pussy on a pedestal" and everything else in your post makes me barf, and your sexuality is something freakish to be ashamed of and makes me barf _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:15 pm) Reply

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Bitch boy motherfucker! You ain't nothin but a bitch! Suck my dick! _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:24 pm) Reply

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Let's not talk about sex ever again. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:28 pm) Reply

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Thel, tell us about sex. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:31 pm) Reply

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His sexual techniques are out of date
However, I am sure he can inform you about list latest masturbation methods |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:35 pm) Reply

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Are you going to take that kind of shit from Matthew Outland?
Thel, I thought you had more willpower and honour. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:28 pm) Reply

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Are you Canadian, faggot? |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:56 pm) Reply

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I couldn't believe this thread hadn't been bumped yet but then I read it and now I can believe. |
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