Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:38 pm)

Were you in a frat?

Mautty · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:41 pm)

God no. Fuck them bastards I used to crash there partys, pick on them, get into fights, and drink all there beer. I had a thing for Sorority girls because they are white and rich.

Magic Juan · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:46 pm)

People in frats are so gay and weak-willed.

Matthew Outland · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:48 pm)

Coke must have been why mautyy was such a fag!!

so when you swing, you said "I call the assholes" right?

Mautty · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:53 pm)

We dont have vaginal intercorse with the other wives. They only suck our cocks. I dont have butt sex with my wife so I wont fuck some other dudes wife in the ass.

Mautty · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:54 pm)

Things like this have rules Outland.

Yogurtman · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:03 pm)

I would pay $100 to see Mautty deliver a face-to-face lecture on wife swapping to Matthew Outland.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:27 pm)

There have to be rules to this shit, Yogurtman.

Action Hank · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:27 pm)

I also would pay $100 for such a thing.

Jason · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:38 pm)

I was caught in a conversation about Guinness the other day.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:39 pm)

It makes you rugged.

Like a guy with a beard.

Action Hank · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:40 pm)

Fagtown Secrets:

I had my first Guinness, ever, in Scotland, several months after I began the schtick at DBZU.

Matthew Outland · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:41 pm)

And thats when you admitted guiness tastes like shit

tho it probably tastes better in europe

Magic Juan · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:43 pm)

Fagtown Truths:

Ace Kendo is gay

Action Hank · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:44 pm)

Guinness is pretty good. Its a great beer that's deceptive in that its really light, but tastes hearty.

Its no Old Speckled Hen.

Matthew Outland · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:49 pm)

MAYBE it tastes better in europe, but no guiness is fuck shit. Cream is the limit of my irish

Belgian and Japanese beers are way better. So are Dutch for that matter!

Id rather have fucking Tsingtao than guiness. Whats wrong with you people!

Action Hank · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:54 pm)

Are you insane? Lager is good for getting drunk/drinking games in college because its like drinking water, but its not something to enjoy with dinner, or just to relax with.

Magic Juan · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:17 pm)

Hahahaha, "Are you insane"

Matthew Outland · (Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:29 pm)

Im sorry ive never been to europe (should I go there instead of asia?) but guiness sucks. It really isnt that complicated. I suppose your the same asshole who thinks Fat Tire can compete with the best euro and asian beers

Mike Dunn · (Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:16 am)

Guinness tastes flat.