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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:46 pm) Reply

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chrono trigger explains dino extinction though |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:54 pm) Reply

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This thread actually turned out really good. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:51 pm) Reply

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Mantis shrimp are also apparently difficult to keep in captivity since they tend to break their own aquariums open! (with telekinetic powers)
Speaking of whales! The bowhead whale is apparently the longest lived mammal on earth. Some have been known to live for over 200 years! |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:57 pm) Reply

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How can they tell how old a whale is, especially since the technology to track them hasn't been around for 200 years? Can they cut them open and count the rings or something? |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:12 pm) Reply

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Science can figure out ANYTHING! |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:16 pm) Reply

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Science can prove the existance of the human soul, since it is self evident from an individual perspective |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:55 pm) Reply

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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:06 pm) Reply

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The infamous rock eating boar. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:09 pm) Reply

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I can't believe no one has mentioned yet the Mantis Shrimp's ability to crush people's fingers and smash glass tanks with its freakish claw strength. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:09 pm) Reply

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When the whales were killed, they found arrowheads inside them that allowed them to be dated. Also, chemical evidence from their eyeballs. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:11 pm) Reply

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Sea animals are basically the most bad ass things ever.
My hope is that one day YouTube will host a video of one of these battling a Sperm Whale. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:13 pm) Reply

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The Star-Nosed mole could easily be a Berserk monster or Megaman X boss.
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:18 pm) Reply

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Sea animals are fucking hardcore and they've been around for a long time!
Land animals are really pussies in comparison. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:20 pm) Reply

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The rule is, the deeper into the ocean you go, the more badass shit gets. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:21 pm) Reply

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But yeah, deep sea creatures are the most ridiculous things ever.
I wish Miura would get to the SEA VOYAGE TO ELFHEIM and use these pictures as reference material. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:30 pm) Reply

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Then there's just fucked up stuff at the surface, like the SUNFISH.
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:35 pm) Reply

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Can those deep fish survive in warmer waters?
Because if not it's going to be awesome when the surface is filled with the corpses of these fucking monsters. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:38 pm) Reply

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No, they can't survive in shallower water because their bodies are so used to the pressure. When they get brought to the surface without special containers they start to explode and shit! |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:39 pm) Reply

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Although it would be awesome if one day shit in the HIDDEN DEPTHS just decided to declare war on us and emerged from the ocean. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:49 pm) Reply

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We would lose. |
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