Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:49 pm)

TL: I likw GRAPE SOda
Purple_Jesus: Everybody knows that isn't me, moron.
TL: shut the fuck upo black MAn, you don't know what its like tobe in lovw
*client blows up*

GimpMask · (Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:36 pm)

PeterRiviera: .... So I went "That's what she said!"
Anubis: So it turns out that Uncle Clarence has had untreated syphillis and a damaged frontal lobe from a fight with some coloreds in a stick fight, and before he's sentenced the Judge implores him to give him a reason he should not get the maximum sentence and then he says "I only did it cause her dadgum pussy done itched"
WanderingMerchant: I like to go into Jack off booths and huff the semen coated Kleenex and masturbate with it pushed into my butthole as I am living vicariously throughthe odor and texture that was the result of an imagination session in an unknown public terminal
DumbFaggot: duhhhhh theyre r snoot six 0r 4 posts a week on averagee the boawtd is Bernhardt ruened

Fagzilla · (Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:49 am)

I want to like Gimp Mask more.

It's just really hard.

GimpMask · (Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:10 pm)

Maybe you could attempt to find an interest or topic of discussion, but I'm the only person who posts like its 2007 and there is such little activity and reduction of our member pool, I stick out, and the only thing I really love is Naruto, perhaps the fact I'm stuck I.a funk, cannot control the times in which I take my pills, and aam environmental crushed, and can't get a level of pain relief that will clear this fog up. Also, its very hard for one to accept their life is over, in a nursing home going through the motions, no creative outlet, no real contact with people ....

I'm not asking you to give me a.break, if I was your average poster and got to know me I would find it a little hard to get through, and find his little posts and.constant soapbox rhetoric neat, and maybe he's actually a nice Guy that means well, but he's also a neurotic autistic socially stunted loner, so I'm not sure I would find me more than an anomaly of interest, to a certain extent, but I do not think I would be more than a board-acquaintance

Fagzilla · (Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:19 pm)

If I devote 5 minutes to each of your posts to parse them and translate them into functional English, I can generally understand them.

The problem is the 5 minutes.

It's not that you post too much, it's that my eyes and brain are forced to just shrug and move on within the first 8 words of any post that you make.

Maybe spend less time vomiting out words and more time arranging fewer, more comprehensible words?

GimpMask · (Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:06 pm)

The chaotic eloquence in which I employ my mishmash lexicon may appear flagrantly egregious in many an aspect, but I am not surreptitious in my tongue ; it's merely the way I *DONK BLOG* it up. Man, you don't know nothin' 'bout "dis life" I'm all *ASSLESS CHAPS*'bout "dis life".

Does anyone know what the fuck "dis life" means?.?

Well, I suppose if my large blocks of bombast are stripped down some and I don't speak like Stephen A. Smith on 3 espressos, and its not necessarily the content, you've got it, pal.

Fagzilla · (Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:13 pm)

What I DO like is that you make me-references.

GimpMask · (Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:37 pm)

Well, yeah, you're qualified to write for a nice fee at some random large site, as your humor is diverse and can appeal to different types of man, and it flows naturally all the while being a very likable person.

Seru is fucking extraordinary and if given the chance could easily be considered far above, I don't know, seanbaby or whoever does his brand of wit. He's unmatched in.humor and the application of it, but if he had to write with his wit and writing style blunted due to it being benign shit like serious articles about current events, that's where you fit, a Swiss army knife personable well-spoken fella. Seru is Madara and you're Jiraiya, or maybe Nagato utilizing the six paths of pein.

'Sides, *ASSLESS CHAPS* is now a permanent part of my vocabulary, and *DONK BLOG* is as good a term as donk fuck donkey fuck, donk3y d1k!!!1!!111!!!!

Fagzilla · (Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:38 am)

It's sweet of you to say such things.

GimpMask · (Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:45 pm)

I merely have courage of my conviction about the absoluteness of the truth in my statements

Magic Juan · (Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:50 pm)

Oh my god, this is so gay

GimpMask · (Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:12 pm)

Go fuck yourself. You're good looking and live in a wonderland, I am not afraid to offer my feelings on an individual. I guess not disparaging him with malevolence and disdain makes it queer.

ADLP? You're an extremely funny Guy who is fun and I wish we could be friends.

OH MY GOD IM QUEER

Jason, I like you. No, seriously.

IM SUCH A FAG!

theldorrin's death left me in a state of heavy neurosis for an entire night, and I lost my head for z solid five minutes, like I was on ketamine without the fun.

I SAY I SUCK HIS DICK!

Seru is my favorite person ever. He's perfect at everything, he's the alpha human.

NOOOO9OOO.....

Peter, you don't associate with me but you're probably the best "this is like [insert hilarious sentence]" I've seen in written form.

*my hands are thick with semen*

Triple Life is my brother from a different mother

BAM!

ALDP · (Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:29 pm)

The subject of this thread is Owning Noobs so get that shit out of here.

GimpMask · (Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:46 pm)

I was doing a huge thingy in response to magic Juan thinking me heroic kami all over Chris because I had praised him after my not funny fake chat, you're right, sorry old man picture from men looking for men in Boca Raton, FL on Craigslist

Mike Dunn · (Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:27 pm)

Dis life is about selling drugs and being a hustla, duh.

GimpMask · (Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:34 pm)

Yeah, I've not taken a liking to Dan le Betard and his take on modern-day Latrell Spreewell's constant bursts of a quiet fellow that plays.center for OKC who is straight outta Africa, mild-mannered niggah named Serge Ibaka from the gang called National Basketball Association, I got a sawed off, and get called off, niggahs can be hauled off, just cause I'm from the OKC. punk police are not fearful of misshapen skull and jutting tumors that makes it look like I'm ambling down the railroad tracks w/erection to inspire curiosity

MADali · (Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:47 am)

Fuck you, Pat Uhler.

GimpMask · (Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:13 am)

Yeah"

ALDP · (Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:31 pm)

(10:12:54 PM) aldp: http://youtu.be/ecHnFaFa6-4
(10:35:52 PM) tsj: this rapping is great
(11:22:49 PM) aldp: That's what your mama said when I rapped her a bunch of jive about true love and shit
(11:23:04 PM) aldp: Right before she copped my piece!!!
(11:28:26 PM) tsj left the room (quit: Ping timeout).

GimpMask · (Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:06 am)

I'm sending your ring through the mail adlp